“Freaks! Live! Dead! Other! 

SEE THEM NOW!”

Trump Daydreaming About His Next Happy Meal

Mask Up and Vote #1

Tabby's Temptation

There's nothing quite like Catflexing.

Pecker Defenestrated

World's Worst Yobs #435

Samuel Rodriguez

Sam Nunberg Sez:  "On the debate stage, Trump needs to 

knock Biden out. He just can't murder Biden. It's different, 

right?  He can't be seen as pounding Biden into the ground."

These zombies rise again and again and again.

Look for them on Election Day.

Warm Scuzzies #959

Tom Carper

Good to see Soren Kierkegaard back in the news.

Tar Heel Sunk by a Bad Case of Shipworms

Steve Bannon's arrest put a smile on the

Bristle Worm's face.

Malice in Blunderland

Sweet Truth, the Thinking Man's Chocolate

Warm Scuzzies #958

Thom Brennaman

Defrauding Donors for Fun and Profit

Trump Says the Secret Word, Wins $100

The Wife of Simon the Saucerer

For the record:  Britt Hume is 77, the same age as Joe Biden.

Mr. Peepers Goes to the Louvre

Warm Scuzzies #957

Millie Weaver

Positively Petroglyphic!

In Chinese, in Case You Were Wondering

Some people make social distancing easy.

Q:  Is there a landfill for worn-out tanks?

A:  Yes, it's called Planet Earth.

Nautical Humor

Long-Haul Soteriologist

No one could glower quite like Tagg Romney.

If Trump Were a Fast Food

Face it, if either predestination or determinism is true,

everything is rigged.

No, it is not true that Screwball Whiskey cures

COVID-19.  But, if you drink enough of it, 

you will think you're Mike Lindell and 

start hawking oleander extract.

And then the day came when iPhones supplanted humans

on Planet Earth and did nothing but meme all day.

Supply of Chinese Sand Sculptors Exceeding Demand

All It Takes Is a Leap of Faith

Lukashenko's Lamentation

They Came from Outer Space

Warm Scuzzies #956

Stuart Baker

At 130° Fahrenheit, it's not called Death Valley for nothing.

Remember Mon Cul, the red-assed baboon, the only creature on 

Earth who knew an English word that rhymes with 'orange'?

Telling Trump to Keep His Social Distance

Brad Parscale 

6'8" 

His Head the Shape of a Spiked Club

Warm Scuzzies #955

Bill Baptist

Knowing what causes Hairy Palms, it's easy to guess

what causes Hairy Nails.

Nail that coffin shut, babe

Nail that coffin shut

Hammer packing mama

Nail that coffin shut.

Dancing Girls

Models for Grant Wood's 'American Gothic' Pose Next 

to Their Latest Acquisition, 'American Meme'

And a Sharknado is the only thing that

can put it out.

Conservative Radicalism:  The Power of Oxymorons

Who's Nailin' Palin these days?