Whiteworld #64

Old Rich White Men Representing Old 

Rich White Men: That's Congress!

"Ahead Warp Factor One!" commanded Captain Kirk.

Two Contestants Pose with Host Kimberly Guilfoyle 

After Appearing on The Dong Show

A spectre is haunting Meghan McCain – 

the spectre of Karl Marx gnomes.

Fearguth's Rules of Order #67

Avoid asking a kangaroo for directions unless 

there's no other option.

The Unexpurgated Bible #161

"Judge not Judge Judy, that ye be not judged 

by Judge Judy."

Iran has been within two years of having a nuclear 

bomb since 1984. As Zeno's paradox of Achilles and 

the Tortoise demonstrates, Iran will get closer and 

closer to having a nuclear bomb between now and 

eternity, but will never have one, just as Achilles 

never catches up with the tortoise.

As Anderson Cooper shows, the instinctive reaction 

people have when Steve Cortes appears in their

field of vision is the double facepalm.

"Kimberly Guilfoyle’s behavior included showing 

personal photographs of male genitalia to colleagues 

(and identifying whose genitals they were)."  No

 wonder Don Jr. seems extra worried these days.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #140

Bryan Sharpe

Round and Round and Round She Goes,

Where She Stops, Nobody Knows

In five minutes and 20 seconds, Rudy Giuliani told Chris 

Cuomo that Michael Cohen is a liar 14 times and is not 

credible three times. That's once every 19 seconds, which

 is not bad for a 74-year-old roué.

Rudy Giuliani, Panic Mechanic

Award-Winner Plans to Run for Speaker of the House

It Was Exsanguination I Know

Trump's First Hoe

Lou Dobbs, Mr. Respectful Behavior

Call me General Sessions, not Colonel Sanders

Cut the sides, don't touch the back

I'm a Mullethead

Adventures in Aestheticism #74

Now that his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has

been pulverized, Trump will be demanding that three

pyramids be built in his honor, which, according to

HUD Secretary Ben Carson, can be used to store the

nation's surplus of Froot Loops.

Two Babtists

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #740

Jake Lloyd

The Trumpnik pulpiteers looked upon him 

as an instrument of the Almighty.

Adventures in Aestheticism #73

What Kind of a Lawyer Would Tape a Client?

Snake Universe Hallucination

Nikki Haley doesn't want to 'own the libs'.  She just

wants to rent them.

Since he was a child, Trump had loved All-Day Suckers.

Her Eyes Had Seen the Glory of the Coming of the Lord

Choose Your Poison

Adventures in Aestheticism #72

Alex Jones Sez: "I am like the Bob Woodward and

Carl Bernstein of the Sandy Hook Massacre Hoax."

Trump in ALL CAPS!

Georgia Student Blames 'Damn Racist Spell Checker'

for Offensive Text Message

Georgia GOPer Fighting Terrorism

Flag Desecration #110

"Excremental, my dear Watson."

"No shit, Sherlock!'

Putin Is Gonna Be Pissed

Gamera's Mother

Bellerophon Takes Pegasus Out for a Walk

Hi-Yo Aflac!

Remember when we thought The Russians Are Coming!

The Russians Are Coming! was just a comedy?

Adventures in Aestheticism #71

With Chancellor Merkel looking on, Trump

explains the difference between 'witch hunt' 

and 'rigged witch hunt'.