Saturday, July 28, 2018

Whiteworld #64
Old Rich White Men Representing Old 
Rich White Men: That's Congress!
"Ahead Warp Factor One!" commanded Captain Kirk.
Two Contestants Pose with Host Kimberly Guilfoyle 
After Appearing on The Dong Show
A spectre is haunting Meghan McCain – 
the spectre of Karl Marx gnomes.
Fearguth's Rules of Order #67
Avoid asking a kangaroo for directions unless 
there's no other option.
The Unexpurgated Bible #161
"Judge not Judge Judy, that ye be not judged 
by Judge Judy."
Iran has been within two years of having a nuclear 
bomb since 1984. As Zeno's paradox of Achilles and 
the Tortoise demonstrates, Iran will get closer and 
closer to having a nuclear bomb between now and 
eternity, but will never have one, just as Achilles 
never catches up with the tortoise.
As Anderson Cooper shows, the instinctive reaction 
people have when Steve Cortes appears in their
field of vision is the double facepalm.

Friday, July 27, 2018

"Kimberly Guilfoyle’s behavior included showing 
personal photographs of male genitalia to colleagues 
(and identifying whose genitals they were)."  No
 wonder Don Jr. seems extra worried these days.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #140
Bryan Sharpe
Round and Round and Round She Goes,
Where She Stops, Nobody Knows
In five minutes and 20 seconds, Rudy Giuliani told Chris 
Cuomo that Michael Cohen is a liar 14 times and is not 
credible three times. That's once every 19 seconds, which
 is not bad for a 74-year-old rou√©.
Rudy Giuliani, Panic Mechanic
Award-Winner Plans to Run for Speaker of the House
It Was Exsanguination I Know

Thursday, July 26, 2018

Trump's First Hoe
Lou Dobbs, Mr. Respectful Behavior
Call me General Sessions, not Colonel Sanders
Cut the sides, don't touch the back
I'm a Mullethead
Adventures in Aestheticism #74

Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Now that his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has
been pulverized, Trump will be demanding that three
pyramids be built in his honor, which, according to
HUD Secretary Ben Carson, can be used to store the
nation's surplus of Froot Loops.
Two Babtists
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #740
Jake Lloyd
The Trumpnik pulpiteers looked upon him 
as an instrument of the Almighty.
Adventures in Aestheticism #73
What Kind of a Lawyer Would Tape a Client?

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Snake Universe Hallucination
Nikki Haley doesn't want to 'own the libs'.  She just
wants to rent them.
Since he was a child, Trump had loved All-Day Suckers.
Her Eyes Had Seen the Glory of the Coming of the Lord
Choose Your Poison
Adventures in Aestheticism #72
Alex Jones Sez: "I am like the Bob Woodward and
Carl Bernstein of the Sandy Hook Massacre Hoax."

Monday, July 23, 2018

Trump in ALL CAPS!
Georgia Student Blames 'Damn Racist Spell Checker'
for Offensive Text Message
Georgia GOPer Fighting Terrorism
Flag Desecration #110
"Excremental, my dear Watson."
"No shit, Sherlock!'
Putin Is Gonna Be Pissed
Gamera's Mother
Bellerophon Takes Pegasus Out for a Walk
Hi-Yo Aflac!

Sunday, July 22, 2018

Remember when we thought The Russians Are Coming!
The Russians Are Coming! was just a comedy?
Adventures in Aestheticism #71
With Chancellor Merkel looking on, Trump
explains the difference between 'witch hunt' 
and 'rigged witch hunt'.