Saturday, November 24, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #122
Warm Scuzzies #847
Anna Paulina
Trump Sez:  "I know every stat. I know it better than 
anybody knows it."
Enlist now! For details, see your nearest CSA recruiter.
His only exercise of late had been
an exercise in futility.

Friday, November 23, 2018

Our Gangstas
"No wonder, for even Satan disguises 
himself as an angel of light."
Hors de Combat
Mr. Pusillanimous
To save space on the National Mall, the Trump Monument 
will be erected inside the Nixon Monument.
Warm Scuzzies #846
Lloyd Edward Johnson

Thursday, November 22, 2018

Hot Dog Boat: It's What's for Dinner
Blood Brothers
Johnny Reb's Sister
The War on Thanksgiving Begins
It doesn't sound like any dog you've heard before.

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Founder of Proud Boys No Longer a Proud Boy
Gazing at the Angel Donuts sign, he couldn't decide 
whether to salute, say the Pledge of Allegiance, 
or sing the National Anthem.
Larry, Curly, and Aryan Moe
Four Millennia of Raking Pays Off
Trump Stands By His Man
Mike Pompeo Sez: "It's a mean, nasty world out there in 
the Middle East and in here in the Trump Administration."
Whiteworld #71
White Shoppers Matter
Don't Be a Paleface
Trump Joins Roy Riegels and Douglas Corrigan
 in the Wrong-Way Hall of Fame
That Goldsmith No. 43 Leather Helmet Trump is 
wearing (in this Jon McNaughton rendition) badly failed 
the Front Impact Attenuation Test, thereby explaining his 
CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy)-related symptoms, 
especially behavioral problems and problems with thinking.

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Trump Administration to Be Added
to Next Edition
The Shadow Knows
Trump Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey; Two Other Turkeys 
Trump Pardoned, Joe Arpaio and Dinesh D'Souza, 
Still Giving Thanks
This looks like a job for iRobot® Roomba®!
Is Cindy Hyde-Smith the best the Magnolia State can
elect to the United States Senate?

Monday, November 19, 2018

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus and 
Trump Palpating a Horse's Ass
Adventures in Aestheticism #121
New White House Website
Hey, some ghostwriter has authored another
Trump best seller.

Sunday, November 18, 2018

On a Street Somewhere in Orange County
Trump's decision-making skills are reputed to be
as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.
"We understand, Mr. Trump, that you are saying 
reports that you've had plastic surgery is fake news."
Why is CNN paying Jack Kingston, an ex-congressman
and lobbyist for Squire Patton Boggs, to open his mouth
on cable television?
Trump needs a hair rake---STAT!
SNL's Laura Ingraham says, "Feel Facts are not technically
 facts, but just feel true." For example, 'Laura Ingraham is
a braying jackass' is a Feel Fact.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #189
Didn't Jesus say, "Blessed are the Meeks,
for they shall inherit the Earth"?
Yes, Liz, women can make bad policy, too.
Take you, for example.