Adventures in Aestheticism #122

Warm Scuzzies #847

Anna Paulina

Trump Sez:  "I know every stat. I know it better than 

anybody knows it."

Enlist now! For details, see your nearest CSA recruiter.

His only exercise of late had been

an exercise in futility.

Our Gangstas

"No wonder, for even Satan disguises 

himself as an angel of light."

Hors de Combat

Mr. Pusillanimous

To save space on the National Mall, the Trump Monument 

will be erected inside the Nixon Monument.

Warm Scuzzies #846

Lloyd Edward Johnson

Hot Dog Boat: It's What's for Dinner

Blood Brothers

Johnny Reb's Sister

The War on Thanksgiving Begins

It doesn't sound like any dog you've heard before.

Founder of Proud Boys No Longer a Proud Boy

Gazing at the Angel Donuts sign, he couldn't decide 

whether to salute, say the Pledge of Allegiance, 

or sing the National Anthem.

Larry, Curly, and Aryan Moe

Four Millennia of Raking Pays Off

Trump Stands By His Man

Mike Pompeo Sez: "It's a mean, nasty world out there in 

the Middle East and in here in the Trump Administration."

Whiteworld #71

White Shoppers Matter

Don't Be a Paleface

Trump Joins Roy Riegels and Douglas Corrigan

 in the Wrong-Way Hall of Fame

That Goldsmith No. 43 Leather Helmet Trump is 

wearing (in this Jon McNaughton rendition) badly failed 

the Front Impact Attenuation Test, thereby explaining his 

CTE (Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy)-related symptoms, 

especially behavioral problems and problems with thinking.

Trump Administration to Be Added

to Next Edition

The Shadow Knows

Trump Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey; Two Other Turkeys 

Trump Pardoned, Joe Arpaio and Dinesh D'Souza, 

Still Giving Thanks

This looks like a job for iRobot® Roomba®!

Is Cindy Hyde-Smith the best the Magnolia State can

elect to the United States Senate?

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus and 

Trump Palpating a Horse's Ass

Adventures in Aestheticism #121

New White House Website

Hey, some ghostwriter has authored another

Trump best seller.

On a Street Somewhere in Orange County

Trump's decision-making skills are reputed to be

as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street.

"We understand, Mr. Trump, that you are saying 

reports that you've had plastic surgery is fake news."

Why is CNN paying Jack Kingston, an ex-congressman

and lobbyist for Squire Patton Boggs, to open his mouth

on cable television?

Trump needs a hair rake---STAT!

SNL's Laura Ingraham says, "Feel Facts are not technically

 facts, but just feel true." For example, 'Laura Ingraham is

a braying jackass' is a Feel Fact.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #189

Didn't Jesus say, "Blessed are the Meeks,

for they shall inherit the Earth"?

Yes, Liz, women can make bad policy, too.

Take you, for example.