Saturday, July 08, 2017

Contrary to his claim, nobody at G20 wanted to hear
Trump rant about John Podesta and the DNC server.
"At long last, Princess Ivanka was allowed to sit at the big 
kids table at G20. And she lived happily ever after."
"Sure, Dinsdale split Vince's nostrils open, sawed his leg off, 
and nailed his head to the floor. But as Putin and Trump say, 
it's time to move forward."
Is Putin a more powerful alpha male than Trump?
Art of the Deal
Trump cheats and tweets. Call him Cheatah the Tweetah.

Friday, July 07, 2017

If Trump had only used Ultabrite. It gets you noticed!
"Landing Governor Christie was more challenging than
 when I noodled a 70-pound catfish on Hillbilly Handfishin'."
Mike Pence Petting a Kiwi
Life Imitates Art
"I'm not a true Modo. I'm just a Quasimodo."
"See, I told you it's not afraid of me."
"I'm so honored to be with you, Vladimir.  Thank you so much 
for keeping Crooked Hillary out of the White House."
The Trump-as-Indiana-Jones Parody Alex Jones Doesn't
Want You to See
Birds of a Feather
Governor LePage's Viscous Secretions
Now Available in Handy Grip Spreader
Bottle
If she wants to enter Paul Ryan's House of Representatives, 
Melania Trump won't be allowed to wear sleeveless attire,
like this dress.
World's Worst Yobs #
Michael B. Dougherty
Sexual Predators Я Us

Thursday, July 06, 2017

Trump Deploys Air Handshake in Poland
Intelligence officials say Trump prefers his briefings
 to be in tweet-length sentences with killer graphics.
World's Worst Yobs #385
Robert Verbruggen

Wednesday, July 05, 2017

For some reason, Ichthyana Jones never really caught on.
Before he jumped, the boy hadn't reckoned on 
pterodactyls.
Jesus Losing His Patience, Threatens to Return Earlier 
Than Planned
Clay Higgins Blasted for Doing His Tony Soprano
Impression While Walking Around Inside an 
Auschwitz Gas Chamber
Will the U.S. declare war on North Korea for keeping 
Ambassador Haley in meetings on Independence Day?
Trump and the Fashionistas, 
New Popular Music Sensations
When GigaTrumpnik Jacob Wohl grows up, he wants
to be Martin Shkreli.
Two Land Sharks Spotted Sunning 
on New Jersey Beach
One of Junior's Many Big Game Trophies
"Be honest: under all that makeup, you're really 
Kris Kobach, aren't you?"
Rude Rhymes #88

Ijus Shat

David Brat
HanAssholeSolo

Tuesday, July 04, 2017

Flag Desecration #103
"By the very nature of being a Zombie, it makes my actions 
Zombiesque whether you like it or not.”

Monday, July 03, 2017

In all fairness to Governor Christie, it wasn't all that
sunny on the beach that day.
Little Girl Not Fooled by Freshwater Loan Shark
Trump Wants to Know What NASA Is Trying to Hide
"Fireworks?  I don't see any fireworks!"
Looking deep into Trump's Homeland Security Adviser's
eyes, Uncle Sam's anxieties fled like a frightened rabbit.
The Queen of Hugger-Mugger
Gutter Humor
'Chris Christie Spotted on Beach He Closed to Public'

Sunday, July 02, 2017

"As a kid, CNN, I wanted to be a boxer, but nobody 
made gloves small enough to fit my hands. So I went
 into wrestling."
All New Jersey Beaches Closed for Holiday Weekend 
Except to Notorious Bridgegate Walrus
Pro-Confederate Ben Hornberger Accidentally Shoots Self 
While Trying to Counter-Protest Anti-Fa Rally
Zippy Pimps His Ride
Whiteworld #50
Old White Republican Ups the Ante