Paula Deen Disguised as Aunt Jemima Exposed as

Get-Rich Quick Scheme for Hoecake Cooks

Little Know Fact #42

Vladimir Putin is the star of the Russian-language version

 of Hillbilly Handfishin'.

"Weiner Will Not Pull Out"

Superfluous Redundancies #2

Close Proximity

Old Men with Guns #11

James Robert Crocker

Tennessee Gold Diggers

Iowa Melonhead Reports Picking Up

Drug Mules Personally with His Bare

Hands

The Ginni Thomas Statue of Flibbertygibbets

"The secret of my success is really quite simple:

I never go anywhere without my Hypnotoad."

Notorious Winebibber Warns Latin America Against

 Legalizing Drugs

Flag Desecration #68

Superfluous Redundancies #1

Corrupt Politician

Warm Scuzzies #413

First National Bank

Wellston, Ohio

"I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener

that is what I'd truly like to be.

 And if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener 

everyone would be in love with me."

George H. W. Bush Shaves His Head in Solidarity with

2-Year-Old Cancer Patient; George W. Bush Moves

to Baghdad in Solidarity with Victims of Car Bombs

The Moment Ken Cuccinelli Realized

That 'Cooch', His Nickname, Is Slang

for 'Vagina'

"In case you've been wondering, not just the NSA is

 keeping an eye on you."

With a birth control pill taped to his nose and wearing

condoms on each of his fingers, Glenn Beck demonstrated

 to his Internet audience today how to perform oral sex on

 your girlfriend without removing your cap and without

getting her pregnant.

Iggy Pop Pooped

"Yes, I have horns, and yes, I am horny,

but I'm a lizard, not a goddam toad!"

What Herman Cain wants to know is:  do studies show that

more babies are conceived on 'Hump Day' than on any other

day of the week?

"OK, you guys, it's time to do the Hokey Pokey!"

Like his online statements, Purdue University President

Mitch Daniels grows shorter and shorter over time.

Mark Kessler:  Chief of Police, Invectivore, Gunhugger,

Avid Birder

American Schutzstaffel #29

"I LOVE the smell of a wet dog in the morning!"

Victoria Arbiter, CNN Royal Commentator, Sez:
"This is how brilliant a royal Kate is. There are
women throughout British Royal Family history
who have panicked over not being able to deliver a
Prince and here we are. Kate did it — first time."

You can always tell when a group of black youths

is approaching Victor Davis Hanson.

Six Flags Over Syria

If Samsung Smart TV is so damn smart, why

can you still watch Duck Dynasty and

Hillbilly Handfishin' on it?

Speaking of 'Crimes Against Nature' . . .

"Crank?  What crank?"

"It's a Prince!"

Former 'Southern Avenger' Jack Hunter Resigns,

Senator Paul Stands Behind His Resignation

Warm Scuzzies #412

Buckeye Firearms Association

"I don't drink beer,  I drink Budweiser!"

Adam Kokesh to Run for President in 2020 on

Platform to Abolish Presidency

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #508

Brad Thor

Geraldo Rivera Gets His 70-Year-Old Head

Grafted Onto a 50-Year-Old Body

If you accidentally compare Steve King to a rabid dog,

don't worry:  he will take it as a compliment.

Peeler

Repealer