The only thing that stops a bad toddler with a gun

 is a good toddler with a gun.

Slippin' Into Darkness

Charlatan 

Deceiver

Mountebank

Snake Oil Salesman

Bunco Artist

Confidence Man

Ted Cruz

If Bernie Sanders is an 'elderly dyspeptic Bilbo Baggins',

Karl Rove is an 'elderly dysgenic Gollum'.

Arizona State University is giving away free business degrees.  

All you have to pay is shipping and handling, which is $90,000.

Famous Boxers of Yesteryear #1

Fisty McPugg

When Rand Paul has to say, "I was just kidding," you know

he wasn't.

When people were asked recently to list the '13 Most

Punchable Faces in America Today', Ted Cruz's face

was ranked 1st through 13th.

Should this be the face of the Democratic Party?

Ben Carson agrees to become President but only on the

condition that he be allowed to suspend his presidency

whenever he needs to sell some more books.

Wayne Simmons was not an 'Outside Paramilitary Special 

Operations Officer' for the CIA, but he did conduct

'Deep Cover Intel Fraud' for Fox News for 13 years.

Hatchethead Down in the Dumps As Criticism of 

Benghazi Committee Mounts

Conehead for a New Generation

So much for the idea of climbing a tree to

 escape from a bear!

Senator McCain Has a 'Two Minutes Hate Bergdahl' Moment

Famous Squirrel Eater Mocks North Koreans for

Eating Squirrel Dogs

New Study Provides More Proof That

 a Glass of Red Wine Is Good for You

Ben Shapiro, the Madman in the Amish Hat

Christopher Columbus's first words when he reached

land in the New World were "Buona festa di Cristoforo 

Colombo" (Happy Columbus Day!).

University of Texas Students

to Protest Concealed Carry

of Firearms on Campus with

Open Carry of Dildos

Ted Cruz Unveils 'Behavioral Micro-Targeting', the Next

Phase of His Audacious 'Base Plus' Strategy to Woo the

Owners of Ford F-150s

“I was all set to go wild, now I can’t go wild. I’m actually 

saying, ‘I wish he had hit me, I wish he had hit me'!"

"I never told that Benghazi staffer to focus on Hillary.

Cross my heart and hope to die!"

Charles Koch Sez:  "What we're after is to fight against

special interests."

[Koch Industries, you see, is a nonprofit 

public service organization.]

When asked why he tried to sneak into Vermont from

Canada, Karl Marx said he just wanted to give Bernie

Sanders a hug.

"Ruben Tejada learned the hard way not to say to me,

'Don't use that greasy kid stuff'."