Hearing that Trump's speech at CPAC

lasted two hours, Fidel Castro reminds

us that on September 20, 1960, he

addressed a plenary session of the

U.N. General Assembly for 

four hours and 49 minutes.

Quoth the Raven

Leper Kicked Off Bubonic Island

So Nuts Ya Wanna Schlapp Yo Mama

In order to swallow all of Trump's lies, it helps

to have a big mouth, like Matt Schlapp's.

Warm Scuzzies #857

Scott Rudin

Adventures in Aestheticism #149

Adventures in Aestheticism #148

WARNING!  Pal around with Trump for ten years and

you will end up looking like this.

Ghouls Just Want to Have Fun

Not to Be Confused with Pinheads or Coneheads

Mark Meadows has been promising to send Obama home

 to Kenya since 2012.

Calamari's friends call him 'Squidward'.

As Montaigne observed, "Ignorance is the softest pillow on 

which a man can rest his head."

Nancy Pelosi Decides to Stick with

Cherry Garcia, Her Favorite

Tubby the Tuba Goes to Washington

North Korea Contradicts Trump on Role Grumpy Played in 

Collapse of Hanoi Summit

Oh, no . . . not again!

Even as a child Trump loved walls.

Playground for Retired Swingers

Berder King!

Gym Jordan Set to Grapple with Crusher Cohen

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #758

Bill Zedler

Arnold Rothstein Sez: "Money talks.  

The more money, the louder it talks."

Paul Gosar Puts a Fine Point on His Theory of

What He Calls 'Photosynthesis'

Horus never quite adjusted to being a stay-at-home dad.

Trump Attempts to Hitch a Ride After Collapse of

Hanoi Summit

Trump Sez:  "Sometimes you have to walk, 

and this was just one of those times."

[Cue the Nobel Peace Prize.]

Rick Santorum says things like this on cable television

 so we don't have to.

Thousands Celebrate Rescue of Fat Rat

The Unexpurgated Bible #167

Then said Jesus unto his disciples, "If any man will come 

after me, let him deny himself, and put on his MAGA hat, 

and follow me."

It's hard to scare kids these days, 

but Matt Gaetz knows how to do it.

When Money Talks and Sounds Like 

It's Been Sucking on a Helium-Filled

Balloon

They call this Chihuahuan Fastback 'Four on the Floor'.

As George Bernard Shaw might have said, 

"Never shake hands with a pig.  You get 

dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."

Ordinance Violation

And Away Go Troubles Down the Drain!

Warm Scuzzies #856

John Lasseter

It takes talent to be branded a liar on the

front page of USA Today.  But Jacob

Wohl's got talent.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the White House of Pain

Pat Robertson's new book is based on

88 years of first-hand experience.

Adventures in Aestheticism #147

Peeface Joins Pruneface and Littleface in the

Dick Tracy Gallery of Villains

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #757

Cal Bahr

Trump Sees the World Through Three-Eared Sphincter

Glasses

Sarah Huckabee Sanders's Ass Talking

Adventures in Aestheticism #146

Which Shade Is Right for You?

Virtual Wisconsin

The Immaculate Re-Conception of Mary Matalin