Lieutenant John 'El Chicharrón' Pike

Bull Connor Redivivus

Pornocop Giving University of California Student a 'Facial'

Warm Scuzzies #236

Linda P. B. Katehi

There's only one thing to do when Newt Gingrich starts

 bloviating:

Duck and Cover!

Still Life with Cellphone, Kissing Gourami,

and Three Wax Fruits

Oxymorons for Our Time #113

Old News

"I need more blood, lots of it, now!"

Given his role in the Obama Administration,

Jay Carney is aptly named.

If you think Jan Brewer looks hideous on the outside, you

should see what she looks like on the inside.

If you can grasp the concept of Victoria Jackson as 'chick',

there's a new weekly web program called 'PolitiChicks'.  If

 it lasts and as the participants age, the show may eventually

become 'PolitiHens' and start selling eggs on the side.

"What's that?"

"Well, it used to be Newt Gingrich, but he couldn't

withstand the glare of the spotlight."

Herman Cain Granted Patent for Innovative

Kochsucking Technique

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #344

Lauren Pierce

"Is there a doctor in the house? I've got all these things

twirling around in my head!"

John Lennon's 'Bed Peace' Sign Sells for $154,000, More

Than One of Elisha's Bones or a Piece of the True Cross

Oxymorons for Our Time #112

Gingrich Surge

Brain Scan of Woman Hearing That Today Is Silvio

Berlusconi's Last Day as Prime Minister of Italy

Warm Scuzzies #235

Jeff Kappel

According to Tucker Carlson, Jack Abramoff "is a genuinely

nice person."  And, apparently, Jack's three-and-a-half year

stint in a Maryland prison for mail fraud, conspiracy, and

tax evasion has made him even nicer.

In Syria, the cops shoot to kill.  In Seattle, they only use

pepper spray to keep unruly 84-year-old women under

 control.  We should be thankful.

Copper Thieves Raid Lincoln's Tomb,

Not a Red Cent Left Behind

Tutti Frutti and Black Walnut:  The Tale of Two Dips