"It will be entirely on Ukraine's conscience 

because I don't have one."

If Putin crosses her path on Caturday, it will confirm

her deepest fears.

Putin Threatens Ukraine's Statehood; 

Ukraine Threatens Putin's Manhood

Rod Dreher Sez:  "Any introduction of complexity

 into the narrative cuts the purity of moral clarity."

Freedom Convoy Now on the Moon

Some say Mike Pence is the new, better-looking

Liz Cheney.

Anthime Gionet IS 'Easy-Baked Alaska'.

George Will has won the Figure of Speech of the Week

 Award for:  "Donald Trump looks increasingly like a

 stray orange hair to be flicked off the nation’s sleeve.”

Sherstone Flintlock

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Putin-loving Right-Wing Ultranationalists 

are easy to spot.

Warm Scuzzies #1,143

Duke Edward Wilson

Roger Stone now says Trump is the “greatest 

single mistake in American history.” Yes,

THIS Roger Stone, the same one 

Trump pardoned.

Greg Abbott and His Fellow Putinites Have

Adolescents on the Run

Even a Few Drinks a Week Can Cause Your Brain to Shrink

Aunt Blabby Update

Ukrainian People Ask for West to Declare Their Sky a 

No-Twinkie Zone

Dog in Boot Camp at Camp Bow Wow reminds us it's

Fido Friday.

Marjorie Taylor Greene joins Ilhan Omar in condemning

Lindsey Graham.  Now that's bipartisanship!

Mississippi Passes Bill on 'Critical Race Theory'

The Three Phases of Putin

Capitol Riot Committee Subpoenas Kimberly Guilfoyle's 

Big Mouth

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #968

Danny Bentley

Sad, Sad Rooskie Pussycats

World's Worst Yobs #444

Sergei Naryshkin

Bring out the Jumbotrons!  The Church Militant is 

on the move!

"Staunchly conservative Oklahoma has emerged as an 

unlikely weed utopia with more than 12,000 cannabis 

businesses and the nation’s highest per capita rate of 

medical marijuana patients."  (That's one weed

store per 331.666 Okies.) 

House Resolution Passes 426-3

Tucker Carlson Questions the Qualifications of 

Supreme Court Nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson 

and Demands to See Her LSAT Score, Birth 

Certificate, and Mean Girls Card

Tucker Carlson Denies Being Russian Agent 

After Taking Kremlin's Side

Resurrection of the Comsymps

Ron DeSantis Sez:  "We gotta stop with this COVID theater!"

Help De-Nazify the Texas Governor's Office.  Vote BETO 2022!

Warm Scuzzies #1,142

Van Taylor

Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene Doing Their

Heckler Monkey Impression During Biden's SOTU

VladMax!

"Eleven Republican and thirteen Democratic state senators 

joined together to censure Wendy Rogers following her 

violent and discriminatory comments made at a white 

nationalist conference."

Governor of Iowa's Responds to Biden's SOTU:

"LIE LIE LIE LIE *breathes* 

LIE LIE LIE *looks off camera* 

LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE *blinks* 

LIE LIE LIE LIE."

Here's What It'll Look Like When Rocket Crashes Into Moon

Louie Gohmert Places 4th in Republican Primary Race

for Attorney General, Garners 17% of the Vote

Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene Scream, 

"Trojan Piñata!", During Joe Biden's State of the

Union Address

Trickle-Down Economics

Grandma Called It 'Roughage'

"Is that Josh Gottheimer?"

"No, it's some other Centrist Hot Dogger."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #226

I Walked with a GOPer

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #156

Janice McGeachin

All of a sudden, Don Huffines began to speak in Internet

memes from the 1990s.

McCarthy Chastises Marjorie Taylor Greene

Putin Plans ‘Medieval Siege’ of Kyiv

Trump Sez:  "The secret of a really good tweet is just

 the right amount of crazy.”

World Taekwondo Revokes Putin's Honorary

Black Belt; Hong Kong Phooey Concurs