The Unexpurgated Bible #40

When Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal signed a bill

into law that will allow people to bring concealed
weapons into houses of worship, Jesus wept.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #184

Hector Maldonado

Up Against the Wal-Mart, Redneck Mother!

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #116

In wine there is truth. Nobody knows what's in Woop Woop.

Oxymorons for Our Time #47

United States

So what if Arizona's politics is a national laughing-stock

and it's economy is in the tank! The Grand Canyon State

still has Senator Jon Kyl, who can out-smirk, out-smug,

and out-smarm George Walker Bush any day of the week.

Keep trying! Surely there's a Cruelty Joke

this Malay Fish Owl hasn't heard.

Sarko the Giant Using French Hand Gesture That

Means 'I Am Not a Crook!'

Fearguth wouldn't walk a mile for a Camel,

but he would drive over 3,000 miles for the

All Good Music Festival & Campout (July 8-11)

near Masontown, West Virginia,

and Camp Bisco (July 15-17) near Mariaville,

New York. So, between July 6 and July 21,

posting on this blog will be spotty or

altogether absent, depending on

where he is along the journey.

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #57
Scared Monkeys

World's Worst Yobs #174

Bruce Carroll

"Sorry, sir, but if we have any hope of digesting

this sucker, we're going to need a ladder!"

Competitive eating contests, sponsored by

Major League Eating, had finally succeeded

in promoting Gluttony from last place to

first in the list of the Seven Deadly Sins.

The day finally came when the military was so

lean and mean it didn't need soldiers anymore.

Uncle Sam Sez: "On this 4th of July, I want

you to lose your mind, just like I have!"

"Suck it in, soldier!"

"Yeah, I can see how having ten babies at one time

might have an adverse effect on your figure."

"Why do you hold your hands that way, Jesse?"

"Careful, Chuckie! The last guy who asked me that

question needed a blood transfusion afterwards."

As this picture of Governor Jan Brewer illustrates,

mummification was still an imperfect art during

Arizona's Fourth Republican Dynasty.

"Hi, I'm from CorpGov and I'm here to help you!"

"Well, Joe, at least you don't have to worry about

the tax on tanning salons the way Boehner does."

What happens on July 4 when you start drinking

beer on July 3.

Old Woman Prefers Quieter Fireworks on July 4th

"Pray harder, Bobby! The oil's still gushing!"

Oxymorons for Our Time #46

Culture War

To celebrate our independence from Great Britain this

year, the entire Gulf of Mexico will be set ablaze.

John Yoo wants you to stop

staring at his white pants.

"Men, how many of you have ever heard of the

Hundred Years' War?"

The Other Glee, the One That Didn't Win a Golden

Globe Award for Best Television Series

John 'The Ump' Roberts, 2005