The only person in the White House who we should

 probably rule out as the one who gave the order to 

gas the protesters in Lafayette Park is The Expert, 

Barron Trump.

Q:  If 2020 were a drink, what would it be?

A:  Colonoscopy Prep.

Trump Sez:  "Hopefully George Floyd is looking down 

right now and saying this is a great thing that's 

happening for our country. This is a great day 

for him. It's a great day for everybody."

Can you imagine how excited Fox News would have

been when Socrates drank the hemlock and Jesus died

on the cross?

Stop Snickering!

Geezer Hunting in America

McAllen Man Claims He Was Just Re-Enacting

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, His Favorite Movie

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #117

John Wooten

When will the people of Arkansas stop sending this 

Stormtrooper to the U. S. Senate?

One way of coping with Trump is to imagine him

as the villain in an animated cartoon.

Trump's Force de Frappe

Did someone say, 'Lady G'?

America Now Looking into Funhouse Mirror

Harrison County GOP Chairman Lee Lester believes

the murder of George Floyd was staged to make him 

and Louis Gohmert look like East Texas yokels.

Juice Boxes Not Included

Trump Oversees Construction of New Two-Mile-Long  

Wall Around the White House

If Obama didn't exist, Trump would have to

invent him.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #206

They Live 2: Rise of the Trumpfascists

When all the new fortifications are completed

(including a moat and drawbridge), the name

of the White House will be changed to 

White Castle.

America, meet Merritt Corrigan, Trump's new deputy 

White House liaison to the United States Agency for 

International Development.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #116

Keith Nielsen

Warm Scuzzies #931

Arthur Gregg Sulzberger

When she held her first press conference, 

Kayleigh McEnany said, “I will never lie to you. 

You have my word on that.”  That's when the God

 of Irony laughed so hard he busted a gut.

Warm Scuzzies #930

John Fredericks

Swiss Army Nails

Donald Trump for Bunker Inspector

Joe Biden for President

Cynthia Brahm believes the murder of George

Floyd was staged.  As Bexar County Judge Nelson 

Wolff, responding to her, said, "There are too 

damn many crazy people running for office."

Jesus crucified again between two thieves.

The Cacatopia Quartet

Oxymorons for Our Time #204

Nonlethal Police Weapons

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #819

Ed Martin

In 1963, Martin Luther King, Jr. had a dream.  In 2020,

America has a nightmare.

Trumpnik Says She Couldn't Understand Barack 

Obama's On-Camera Remarks Because He Spoke in

 'Complete Sentences'

Mad Dog Not Trump's Best Friend

Vietnam?  Send in the Troops!

Afghanistan?  Send in the Troops!

Iraq?  Send in the Troops?

United States?  Send in the Troops!

Dominating the Battlespace

Lindsey Graham Doing His Trump Hairdo Impression

Trump Inspecting His 'Tiny Little Short'

Secret Bunker

Warm Scuzzies #929

Amanda Chase

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #165

Luigi Petrone

Grab Him by the Ying-Yang and Toss Him from

Here to Sunday

The Desecration of Abraham Lincoln

March of the Sanitation Engineers

Trump Inspects White House Bunker, Gives It Thumbs Up

In surprise move, Trump's toupée endorses Joe Biden.

To Outer Space, Hopefully

We Are Coming for You, Too, Herr Drumpf

The Good Papa John

Boneless Pork

Hope Hicks is to Donald Trump what 

Leni Riefenstahl was to Adolf Hitler.