Saturday, June 06, 2020

The only person in the White House who we should
 probably rule out as the one who gave the order to 
gas the protesters in Lafayette Park is The Expert, 
Barron Trump.
Q:  If 2020 were a drink, what would it be?
A:  Colonoscopy Prep.
Trump Sez:  "Hopefully George Floyd is looking down 
right now and saying this is a great thing that's 
happening for our country. This is a great day 
for him. It's a great day for everybody."
Can you imagine how excited Fox News would have
been when Socrates drank the hemlock and Jesus died
on the cross?
Stop Snickering!
Geezer Hunting in America
McAllen Man Claims He Was Just Re-Enacting
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, His Favorite Movie
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #117
John Wooten
When will the people of Arkansas stop sending this 
Stormtrooper to the U. S. Senate?
One way of coping with Trump is to imagine him
as the villain in an animated cartoon.
Trump's Force de Frappe
Did someone say, 'Lady G'?

Friday, June 05, 2020

America Now Looking into Funhouse Mirror
Harrison County GOP Chairman Lee Lester believes
the murder of George Floyd was staged to make him 
and Louis Gohmert look like East Texas yokels.
Juice Boxes Not Included
Trump Oversees Construction of New Two-Mile-Long  
Wall Around the White House
If Obama didn't exist, Trump would have to
invent him.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #206
They Live 2: Rise of the Trumpfascists
When all the new fortifications are completed
(including a moat and drawbridge), the name
of the White House will be changed to 
White Castle.
America, meet Merritt Corrigan, Trump's new deputy 
White House liaison to the United States Agency for 
International Development.
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #116
Keith Nielsen

Thursday, June 04, 2020

Warm Scuzzies #931
Arthur Gregg Sulzberger
When she held her first press conference, 
Kayleigh McEnany said, “I will never lie to you. 
You have my word on that.”  That's when the God
 of Irony laughed so hard he busted a gut.
Warm Scuzzies #930
John Fredericks
Swiss Army Nails
Donald Trump for Bunker Inspector
Joe Biden for President
Cynthia Brahm believes the murder of George
Floyd was staged.  As Bexar County Judge Nelson 
Wolff, responding to her, said, "There are too 
damn many crazy people running for office."
Jesus crucified again between two thieves.
The Cacatopia Quartet

Wednesday, June 03, 2020

Oxymorons for Our Time #204
Nonlethal Police Weapons
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #819
Ed Martin
In 1963, Martin Luther King, Jr. had a dream.  In 2020,
America has a nightmare.
Trumpnik Says She Couldn't Understand Barack 
Obama's On-Camera Remarks Because He Spoke in
 'Complete Sentences'
Mad Dog Not Trump's Best Friend
Vietnam?  Send in the Troops!
Afghanistan?  Send in the Troops!
Iraq?  Send in the Troops?
United States?  Send in the Troops!
Dominating the Battlespace
Lindsey Graham Doing His Trump Hairdo Impression
Trump Inspecting His 'Tiny Little Short'
Secret Bunker
Warm Scuzzies #929
Amanda Chase
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #165
Luigi Petrone
Grab Him by the Ying-Yang and Toss Him from
Here to Sunday
The Desecration of Abraham Lincoln
March of the Sanitation Engineers
Trump Inspects White House Bunker, Gives It Thumbs Up
In surprise move, Trump's toupée endorses Joe Biden.
To Outer Space, Hopefully
We Are Coming for You, Too, Herr Drumpf

Tuesday, June 02, 2020

The Good Papa John
Boneless Pork
Hope Hicks is to Donald Trump what 
Leni Riefenstahl was to Adolf Hitler.