Oxymorons for Our Time #5
Family Values Libertarian

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #21
Michael Ledeen and Veronique Rodman

Warm Scuzzies #15
Jim Cooper

"How was I to know that someone would take
my rants against Census workers seriously?"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #17

Government Watchdog Finally Gets Serious

People often go to ridiculous lengths in order to avoid wearing

absurd bowties. Michael Bloomberg, for example, became a

billionaire. But even that didn't work.

"Hello, I'm Michael Gerson, and from this photograph--
even though it's only in black and white--you can tell
that I have an ego much larger than yours. And size
does matter, believe me!"

Excuse, please, but the Fifth Horseman
of the Apocalypse is coming through!

"Your rights end where my black
leather jacket begins. So back off,
Daydream Unbeliever!"

If you know what's good for you, don't anger an Israeli vegan.

"The gonging sound of Trey Garrison's brass balls
clanging together must mean he's still hanging out at
Dallas pawn shops. I'm Jake Tapper and you heard it
first here on Bildungblog."

Mr. and Mrs. Doughy Pantload,
Fictional American Intellectuals

Like so many others, she thought it was only
a toy. Now she was a prisoner of Slinky.

Chris Wallace's mouth is a marvel of doublereverse
engineering, perfect for Fox News.

Things to Avoid #18
People Who Smoke While Standing Naked

"Here I am
Prayin' for this moment to last
Livin' on the music so fine
Borne on the wind
Makin' it mine.

Night fever, night fever
We know how to do it
Gimme that night fever, night fever
We know how to show it."

Warm Scuzzies #14
Tony Marino

Senator Kent Conrad, the Blue Dog with a
Head as Empty as the State of North Dakota

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #16

Mt. Vernon City Council Votes Unanimously to
Tell Mayor Bud Norris, "Shove the Ceremonial
Key Up Your Persona Non Grata!"

Imaginary Netroots Nation Protest, Pittsburgh 2009
(Dangling, Left to Right: Yglesias, Digby, Markos, Atrios)

American Empire #50
Perpetual Explosions/Perpetual Victory

World's Worst Jobs #101
Indian Radish Retailer

Pie charts are very popular these days, but,
for some reason, cake charts aren't.

"Psst! Only 530,000 new unemployed waiting in line
this month! Less than forecast! Pass the word!"

The Uncola

The Unthinker

Of the various types of protesters, police
hate the boneless type the most.

"Joe E. Brown, where are you
when we need you?"

Former Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert goes on

trial tomorrow for being corrupt, not for being

eyeless in Gaza.

'Save the Boob' Ad Too Sexy?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #91

Trey Garrison

Sky Diver

Sarah Palin No Match for Hong Kong Phooey

Warm Scuzzies #13

Mike Ross

On her birthday, babies were coming down in buckets.

She took it as a good sign.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #15

Warm Scuzzies #12

John Guandolo

Peeking Duck

Peeking Mao

Napoleon Dynamite as a Washed-Up Despot

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #20
Robert Novak, Kathleen McKinley, Melissa Clouthier,
and John Fund

Nobody does the 'Legal Limbo' like Tom DeLay.

Gil Mertz Mocking Kim Jong-il's Pronunciation Ability

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #14

Have you ever wondered why a Blue Dog, like

Mike Ross (D-AR), likes to lick his balls more

than Blanche Lincoln (D-AR), another

Blue Dog?

"And then I'll tase you if you have no legs!

And then I'll tase you again if you have

no arms!"

Let's give credit where credit is due: Palestinian

zombies march in straighter lines and wear cooler

masks than their Israeli counterparts.

Mad Max

Madder Max

Maddest Max