Meatman Sez: "Gay Men in Bars Should Expect to Be 

Assaulted and Women Shouldn’t Breastfeed in Church"

"Cat-Shaver?"

"What did he say?"

"Who knows? Once he joined the Trump Administration,

Steve Mnuchin started speaking in tongues."

Not just death comes in threes. Jerks do, too.

"Missile goes round and round and round

And where it stops nobody knows."

Alex Jones Calls a Press Conference to Tell Reporters 

His Hoovermobile Sucks

After the first 100 days of the

Trump Administration, it's time

for a new edition of Griftopia.

Trump Palpates Marine While Melania Stares Vacantly

Trump's 0.7 Percent GDP Growth Face

‘I’m a Nationalist AND a Globalist. Like Certs, I’m both: 

I'm two mints in one!"

Trump Sez: “This is more work than in my previous life. 

I thought it would be easier.”

Local Man Pissed He Won't Be Allowed to Carry His 

Pocket-Size Thermonuclear Device with Him to Hear

 Trump's NRA Address

Headlines We Like to See #15

'Guns Banned from Trump’s NRA Speech'

The Sun-Spex Flycatcher

Conspiracy Cult Leader Loses Court Battle,

Blames 'Sack of Demons', 'Spawn of Hell',

and 'Boat of Foul Spirits'

Flag Desecration #99

Although he had taken control of 183 groups and 12

individuals this year, George Soros had not yet taken

control of Alex Jones.  But he was closing in.

Oxymorons for Our Time #189

Gold-Plated Populist

"What cover-up?"

Before you scoff at the $425 price tag on these dirty

Nordstrom jeans, you need to know the origin of the 

dirt: the bottom of Trump's Twitter cage.

Trump Installs Executive Twitter Cage Atop White House

Watters' World Springs a Leak, Host Goes on

O'Reilly-Style Vacation

Fortune's Wheel Took Her Very High in the

Trump Administration

If Congress had made a law forbidding her to

speak at Berkeley, Coulter would have reason

to be sickened. But Congress didn't.

Headlines We Like to See #14

'Wild Boars Overrun Islamic State Position, 

Kill 3 Militants'

"Fly me to the moon

Let me play among the stars

Let me see what spring is like

On Jupiter and Mars."

“Trump's White House staffers all lie. 

It’s a game to them.”

"I just want to be ME!"

It's the Cover-Up, Stupid!

The Popular New Perfume

 from the Ivanka Trump Line

 of Fine Fragrances

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #106

Corey Stewart

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #684

Sheri Few

Sean Spicer Sez: “It’s unbelievable what Trump has been

 able to do in 100 days.”

Trump Struggling to Put the Cap on the Executive Pen

His Feet Shod with the Boots of 

Truthiness and Wielding the

Club of Alternative Facts

Former President Delivers Speech Composed of 

Complete Sentences, Many Unable to Understand

 a Word He Said

In-Joke

I Have the Best Televisions,

I Watch the Most TV

Arkansas Prepares for First Doubleheader Execution in

 United States Since 2000

Ben Shapiro Sez:  "Farm Heroes Super Saga is awesome!"

Angry Bird

Meanwhile, in Twitterworld, Donald Trump gets

 more than 3 million popular votes than Hillary

Clinton.

Trump's Fake Hair Declares Fake

War on Fake News from Fake Media

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #2

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #182

“Nobody has a sense of humor anymore.”

Reichschancellor Drumbf and

Four Annoying Marshamallows