Saturday, April 29, 2017

Meatman Sez: "Gay Men in Bars Should Expect to Be 
Assaulted and Women Shouldn’t Breastfeed in Church"
"What did he say?"
"Who knows? Once he joined the Trump Administration,
Steve Mnuchin started speaking in tongues."
Not just death comes in threes. Jerks do, too.
"Missile goes round and round and round
And where it stops nobody knows."
Alex Jones Calls a Press Conference to Tell Reporters 
His Hoovermobile Sucks
After the first 100 days of the
Trump Administration, it's time
for a new edition of Griftopia.

Trump Palpates Marine While Melania Stares Vacantly

Friday, April 28, 2017

Trump's 0.7 Percent GDP Growth Face
‘I’m a Nationalist AND a Globalist. Like Certs, I’m both: 
I'm two mints in one!"
Trump Sez: “This is more work than in my previous life. 
I thought it would be easier.”
Local Man Pissed He Won't Be Allowed to Carry His 
Pocket-Size Thermonuclear Device with Him to Hear
 Trump's NRA Address
Headlines We Like to See #15
'Guns Banned from Trump’s NRA Speech'
The Sun-Spex Flycatcher
Conspiracy Cult Leader Loses Court Battle,
Blames 'Sack of Demons', 'Spawn of Hell',
and 'Boat of Foul Spirits'
Flag Desecration #99

Thursday, April 27, 2017

Although he had taken control of 183 groups and 12
individuals this year, George Soros had not yet taken
control of Alex Jones.  But he was closing in.
Oxymorons for Our Time #189
Gold-Plated Populist
"What cover-up?"
Before you scoff at the $425 price tag on these dirty
Nordstrom jeans, you need to know the origin of the 
dirt: the bottom of Trump's Twitter cage.
Trump Installs Executive Twitter Cage Atop White House
Watters' World Springs a Leak, Host Goes on
O'Reilly-Style Vacation
Fortune's Wheel Took Her Very High in the
Trump Administration
If Congress had made a law forbidding her to
speak at Berkeley, Coulter would have reason
to be sickened. But Congress didn't.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Headlines We Like to See #14
'Wild Boars Overrun Islamic State Position, 
Kill 3 Militants'
"Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars."

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

“Trump's White House staffers all lie. 
It’s a game to them.”
"I just want to be ME!"
It's the Cover-Up, Stupid!
The Popular New Perfume
 from the Ivanka Trump Line
 of Fine Fragrances
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #106
Corey Stewart

Monday, April 24, 2017

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #684
Sheri Few
Sean Spicer Sez: “It’s unbelievable what Trump has been
 able to do in 100 days.”
Trump Struggling to Put the Cap on the Executive Pen
His Feet Shod with the Boots of 
Truthiness and Wielding the
Club of Alternative Facts
Former President Delivers Speech Composed of 
Complete Sentences, Many Unable to Understand
 a Word He Said
I Have the Best Televisions,
I Watch the Most TV
Arkansas Prepares for First Doubleheader Execution in
 United States Since 2000
Ben Shapiro Sez:  "Farm Heroes Super Saga is awesome!"
Angry Bird
Meanwhile, in Twitterworld, Donald Trump gets
 more than 3 million popular votes than Hillary
Trump's Fake Hair Declares Fake
War on Fake News from Fake Media

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #2
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #182
“Nobody has a sense of humor anymore.”
Reichschancellor Drumbf and
Four Annoying Marshamallows