"That was genius, Junior, sheer genius. I mean where did

 you come up with a scam like that?"

World's Worst Yoobs #186

Lisa Boothe

Fly-on-the-Wall at Junior Trump/Jared Kushner

Meeting with N+1 Russians to Appear on 

I've Got a Secret

David Brooks Explaining How to Replace the Bag

 in a Moral Vacuum

 "Suck, Brother Trump, blow is

 just a figure of speech."

Minnow Foraging with Whales

What Happened When You Were Expecting

 Alfred E. Neuman and Got Jefferson Beauregard

 Sessions III Instead

Hopefully, the openings in Trump's steel wall

 won't be big enough to let in Trojan Roadrunners.

If she were alive today, Mary McCarthy would say 

of Donald Trump, Jr., "Every word he utters is a lie, 

including 'and' and 'the'."

Arkansas Bushman Spotted in Dallas

Exposure to TV Cameras Turning Kellyanne Conway 

Orange Like Her Boss

If Jared Kushner is ever thrown under the bus, Donald 

Trump will be behind the wheel driving it.

The Trump Administration has adopted a Latin motto, which

means, in English, NO FOUL PLAY WHATSOEVER.

"I'm one of Trump's lawyers and I want to talk to you

a few minutes about diabeetus."

Will the outbreak of Moral Leprosy in the White House 

hasten Christ's return?

"Like Pam Geller and myself, you, too, can make a fortune

 in the Islamophobia industry."

Donald Trump with David Friedman, Ambassador to Israel

and Well-Known Rodney Dangerfield Impersonator

"I can't hear you, Marc Kasowitz.  Could you cuss a

little louder?"

Lawyers Erect Solar-Powered, Transparent Wall

 Between Donald Trump and Jared Kushner

Attorney-General Sessions Receiving the Baptism of

Religious Liberty

Kellyanne Conway Makes Guest Appearance on

Sesame Street for Psychos

As you can tell from this recent studio portrait, 

Gary Busey and his family are looking good.

Pence says the keys to Trump's success are humility and

 self-control. [Laughter.]

Beavis and Butt-Head: the Next Generation

"Heal him now, O Lord, we beseech thee!"

Not to Be Confused with Speedy Gonzales

NeoNeanderthal Mike Cernovich Sez: "Don Jr. is 

the truth."

Eric Trump Said to Be Resentful That His Brother

 Is Hogging the Media Spotlight

Like Texas weather, if you don't like Junior's Russia story, 

wait five minutes and it will change.

The portrait hanging on Steve Bannon's wall

is not himself as Emperor Napoleon; it's 

himself as Napoleon from Animal Farm.

Trump told us the 2016 presidential election was rigged. 

What he didn't tell us was that his campaign was doing the

 rigging.

"I have very little time for watching TV."

"My son is innocent and transparent!"

White House Insider Identified Who 'Has It Out' 

for Donald Trump, Jr.

Ivanka Invades the Crimean Conference

Captain of S.S. Trumpanic Says Even a Trillion-Ton Iceberg 

Cannot Sink Her

Trump Heads to France to Finalize Deal for 

Bastille Restoration Project

Trump Tower Finally Getting 'Suicide Net'

"There’s nothing that I would do to ever endanger this

 country, and I have the medal to prove it!"

Former GOP Congressman Joe Scarborough Says He's 

Leaving the Kowtow Party

Fredo Speaks!

Sudden Drop in Global Helium Availability Could Spell

 Trouble for This Year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

"Where did Junior get the blue ribbon?"

"It was awarded to him by his dad."

If you've been waiting since 1976---over 40 years!---for

 a sequel to All the President's Men, it looks like your

 patience may finally be rewarded.

And then, all of a sudden, Sarah Huckabee Sanders

was overcome by emoji.

"Clown shoes; so what's it all about? 

Oh no, not clown shoes! 

Maybe I'm in for some mighty bad news."

Russian Lawyer Says Not-So-Curious Junior Asked Only 

One Question

Rob Goldstone, the Quintessential Trumpnik

58% of Republicans say that colleges and universities 

have a negative effect on the country. Derp!

Steve Bannon Has Portrait of Himself as Napoleon

on His Office Wall