"Yes, Newt married me because I was

even whiter than he was."

If cleanliness is next to Godliness,

Republicans must be atheists.

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #64

Renew America

Aboard the Ship of Fools for National Review's 2010

Post-Election Cruise will be Karl Rove, Victor Davis

Hanson, Bernard Lewis, Phyllis Schlafly, Andrew Breitbart,

Bernie Goldberg, Tony Blankley, Cal Thomas, Andrew

McCarthy, Vin Weber, Roger Kimball, Scott Rasmussen, Jonah

Goldberg, Kathryn Jean Lopez, Kate O’Beirne, Jay Nordlinger,
Ramesh Ponnuru, Jim Geraghty, John Derbyshire, and 101

dead armadillos.

Warm Scuzzies #104

Byron Nelson High School

Alissa Jesle desperately needs a Dugan Bag.

Does anyone have an extra?

"She's the devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,

Devil with the blue dress on

Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress,

Devil with the blue dress on."

What Glenn Beck Looks Like to His Followers

What His Followers Look Like to Glenn Beck

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #68

Justin Smith and Jeffrey Goldberg

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #217

Justin Carl Moose

Livemau5

Deadmau5

You have accidentally stumbled into the middle

of the filming of a Water Strider porn movie.

If this is contrary to your religion, sorry.

Buffalo Chip Campground,

Sturgis, Nevada,

August, 2010:

Vladimir Putin Shows Who's Boss

"Two thousand years ago, I didn't need an umbrella

to prove that I was Jesus Christ, the Son of God.

Times have obviously changed."

What? Texas hasn't seceded yet? What's the holdup?

Fearguth's Rules of Order #43

When kissing a Siberian Tiger, it's inadvisable

to say, "No tongue."

Florida Pastor Calls Off Koran Burning, Will Pair

with Imam Rauf at Ground Zero for Ecumenical

Edition of Dancing with the Stars

Feeling a bit down in the mouth, Bunky? Why not

try a Baconator Triple?

With less than two months left in the 2010

election campaign, the Exclamation Point is

leading the Question Mark by a wide margin,

with the Semi-Colon coming in a distant third.

If you know what's good for you,

don't mess with Dmitry!

One could argue that Terry Jones' plan to burn the Koran

defiles our memory of September 11, 2001, in the same way

that Glenn Beck's Lincoln Memorial rally defiles our memory

of August 28, 1963.

Psychiatrists say Pastor Terry Jones suffers from a

Paul Teutl Complex.

"I hope my fellow Americans will join me this Tuesday,

September 11, 2001, at the World Trade Center at

8:46 a.m. Glenn Beck will be there – you won’t want to

miss it. Tickets are available at Ticketmaster.com."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #216

Hans Zeiger

Burn a Koran = Bad

Burn a Muslim = Good

Linda McMahon Gives Connecticut Voters

Chance to Kiss Vince McMahon's Ass

Oxymorons for Our Time #62

Housing Market

If you're planning to buy a ticket to

Glenn Beck's 9/11 Terror Revival in

Anchorage, Alaska, you need to be

aware that there are two sections

to choose from: 'Dry Section - No

Alcohol' and 'Wet Section - Must

Be 21'.

Man 'Watching' New Playboy Channel for the Blind

When Chris Christie talks, people giggle. And

that really pisses him off.

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #63
Right Wing Extreme

World's Worst Yobs #181

Mike Lester

Warm Scuzzies #103

Joe Williams

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #36
Bedtime for Bonzo 2: The White House Years

"The next person who says 'meme' or

'narrative' gets a fried egg in the face."

[Splat!]

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #67

Yates Walker and Matthew Vadum

"How's this as a compromise: what if I were to burn

Pastor Jones at the stake with a copy of the Koran

in his pocket and use Pam Geller as firewood?"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #215

Robert Jeffress

Scottish Mum Disgusted to Find Wonka's

Willy in Pack of Choccies

"Hey there, handsome, you in the Dugan Bag!"

Oxymorons for Our Time #61

Conventional Wisdom

"Pardner, this sure doesn't look like the Chisholm

Trail to me."

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #214

Lloyd Marcus

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #213

Bill Keller

"I misspoke when I said 'headless bodies'.

I meant to say 'bodiless heads'."

Rather than continue scaring the children, Governor

Jan Brewer has decided against any more TV debates.