Saturday, November 04, 2006

George Consoling Laura for Becoming a Sexagenarian, and
Laura Consoling George for Being One Lobe Short of a Trilobite
"It may not be popular with the public — it doesn't matter in
the sense that we have to continue the mission and do what we
think is right. And that's exactly what we're doing. We're not
running for office. We're doing what we think is right. And the
American people be damned!"
Ma Poh says she doesn't stick her neck out
for just anybody.
Bildungblog Exclusive!
GOP Plans to Use Giant Hypnotron
on Election Day
Taoist Man Moved to Nonaction by World's Largest Garter
World's Worst Jobs #10
Chinese Cotton Stacker
Does eating a flag desecrate it?
There's no other way to say it:
some zebras are just rude.
Entertainment Center, Nicaraguan Peasant Style
Grandpa Bush Makes Last Minute Appeal for the Geezer Vote
This man woke up from a flying dream to discover
he was really flying.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Saddam Hussein's defense attorney is a member of
the Gambino crime family, sources say.
Fijian Army Soldier Demoted for Wearing
Brown Boots While on Parade
Ever since his DUI arrest last July, Mel Gibson has
been having more and more 'Apocalypto Moments'.
David Lee and Kyle Lowry make their moves
in a game of full-contact roundball.
Prince Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall
try Sikhism on for size.
Aspiring Actress Auditioning for a Bit Part
in CSI: Miami
World's Worst Jobs #9
Congolese Sand Harvester

Thursday, November 02, 2006

If you see this guy walking down the street,
consider him armed and dangerous.
"OK, I'll admit Donald Rumsfeld is responsible for
this much of the chaos in Iraq. But don't push me, or
I'll shorten the Responsibility Stick by an inch or so."
At twenty-nine minutes past the hour, George
W. Bush edged ever closer to a new world
record for the number of hours an American
President admired his own reflection
in a conference table without blinking.
++++Breaking News++++
Republican National Committee Admits Hiring Chinese Bai
Worshipper to Reverse Outcome of Midterm Elections
Senator Barack Obama Walks a Mile for a Camel;
Says It Was Hard On His Lungs
Mike Stark, Liberal Blogger, Being Pacified by Senator
George Allen's Spezialeinsatzkommandos
All that Goddess Durga has to do to get rid of a headache
is to apply her middle finger directly to her forehead and
say, "Fuck it!"
In the Abrahamic religions,
this is a woman's place.
Campaign Worker Trying to Stir Up the Republican Base
If a lie had a face, it would look like this.
Democratic Party Strategist Shows What Candidates
Need to Wear During Waning Days of 2006 Campaign
Since last week, the Palestinians have picked up
the support of several nations in its bid to have
'burning-tire jumping' added as a demonstration
sport to the 2008 Olympics in Beijing.
There is something about the sound of the phrase,
'fantastic job', that always gives Donald Rumsfeld a migraine.
"You stinkin' Republican, get out of my face!"
President Says "Everything's Coming Up Roses"
World's Worst Jobs #8
Palestinian Charcoal Raker
"Gee, I wish I could get the Good Kashmiri
Seal of Approval."
"O Fabio, what meaneth the spin of this starry orb?"

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Looking at the deep wrinkles in his forehead, one might ask:
"Is President Bush morphing into a Shar-Pei?"
The proposed merger of Jordan and the Netherlands failed only
because King Abdullah and Queen Beatrix just couldn't get along.
New Delhi Shopkeeper Protests Law Requiring a
Conscientiously-Applied Program of Oral Hygiene
and Regular Professional Care
Jeb Bush Doing His Popular Bullwinkle Impression
After the Three Little Pigs grew up, the Big Bad Wolf said
only one of them still made him want to huff and puff.
Suddenly, the little boy yelped, "Unhand me, varlet!"
Mark Halperin, Political Director for ABC News,
Explaining What It Was Like When He Fondled
Hugh Hewitt's Man-Boobs
The actual title of this artwork is 'Adorno As Oliver
Hardy in the Bohemian Girl (1938) and the Burden
of Desperation'. Attempts to come up with a humorous
title have failed.
This is a picture of a human being, Motoko Noma,
and an android, Repliee Q2. Can you tell which
is which?

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

To gain admission to this rally in South Korea,
you had to bring your own nuclear weapon.
Human pincushion admits, "This hurts like hell!"

Monday, October 30, 2006

When the Karate Kid got the Crane Technique all wrong,
Mr. Miyagi died laughing.
Not to be outdone by his daredevil father, President Bush has
successfully conducted his first large-group free-fall political
skydive over Sugarland, Texas.
Turkish Special Forces Practice Rappeling Down the
North Face of Mustafa Kemal Ataturk