If the water in your toilet looked like this, you would call a plumber. In Mexico City, this is the water that comes out of the kitchen faucet for millions of poor residents. And even if there were plumbers to call, they couldn't afford to call them. And even if they could afford to call them, it wouldn't make any difference.
The real reason for the 'surge' of 30,000 more American troops into the Afghanistan War has finally emerged: it's so Afghani men can have enough free time to safely stand around and watch their cocks fight each other.
Despite his appearance at the Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen yesterday, Europeans still believe that Senator James Inhofe is a hoax perpetrated by the imaginary Sooners of the mythical State of Oklahoma.
"Let me explain it this way, Senator. My last name is spelled Crāpo, and that little horizontal line above the a is called a macron. It means the a is long and that my last name is pronounced Cray-po, not Crap-o. Got that?"