"Take it from me: sand-based religions, like Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, will set your teeth on edge. My religion, on the other hand, only requires that you look like a Wandering Holy Man of India when you shop at Macy's."
Remember when Americans thought liars were bad and should be fired? That was before the Palin-Bachmann ticket swept into the White House in 2012, which, coincidentally, turned out to be the End of Time.
Two hundred and thirty-seven members of Congress are millionaires. That's 44%, almost half of 535. By contrast, millionaires constitute only 1% of the U. S. population. That's the good news. The bad news? You don't want to hear it.