Zed's Dead

Know Your Witches

Jeanine Pirro makes it easy to tell the difference,

especially on Halloween.

Warm Scuzzies #979

Alamance County Sheriff's Office

"I thought you said you baked blackbirds in

your Halloween pie."

Trump suggests the COVID-19 pandemic is being 

orchestrated by a conspiracy of greedy doctors.

Actually, it's a conspiracy of greedy morticians..

Remember the good old days when the United States

set world records in the 100-yard dash?

Adolf Hitler died at 56.  If he had lived to 74,

he would have looked like this.

"Who at my door is standing,

Patiently drawing near,

Entrance within demanding?

Whose is the voice I hear?"

Trump Sez:  "Our doctors get more money if

somebody dies from COVID.  Think of the

incentive."

Mask Up and Vote #68

World's Worst Jobs #157

Murder Hornet Trapper

Only entomologists can tell the difference between

a Celibate Killer Bee and a Murder Hornet Virgin.

Trump Doing His GOP Mascot Impression

Doing Its Sarah Palin Impression

Janice McGeachin, Idaho Lieutenant Governor, Showing

Two Reasons to Avoid the Tater Tot State

A Hidden Shame Out in the Open

Mask Up and Vote #67

Warm Scuzzies #978

Glenn Greenwald

The Night Hillary Clinton's Hard Drive Hooked Up

 with Hunter Biden's Laptop in the Basement of 

Comet Ping Pong Pizza in Washington. DC

Chuck Todd Asks: "Have Joe Biden and 227,000 dead

 Americans taken the coronavirus epidemic too seriously?"

Outtake from the Okra Winfrey Show

Perpetual Virginity Gone Wild!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #834

Corey Lequieu

Stepford Justice

Adventures in Aestheticism #256

Parthenogenetic Mudbugs Gone Wild

Not to Be Confused with H. P. 

Lovecraft's 'The Unnamable'

Stewart Rhodes, Founder of Oathkeepers, Sez:

“I know it sounds outlandish, and it sounds 

kind of crazy, but given the trajectory of 

the left and how far they’ve gone into 

Weather Underground terrorism already, 

I think we’d be foolish not to plan 

for a Benghazi-style attack on

the White House as a possibility.”

Mask Up and Vote #66

We Are Turning the Corner on Hallomeme

Tedium Virae

After the Trump Rally in

Omaha, Nebraska

In the Potrzebie System of Weights and Measures, a 

Tee-Niny is the distance between Trump's thumb and 

index finger.

Trump Campaign Invades Bullhead City, Arizona

Great Misadventures in Science #14

And Trump didn't even stay in a Holiday Inn

Express last night.

Need advice?

I Am He and You Are Me and

We Are All Together

"The flood is threatening

My very life today

Gimme, gimme shelter

Or I'm gonna fade away."

Love 'Em and Leave 'Em

Pass the Biscuits, Pappy!

Mask Up and Vote #65

Identity Thief

Trump's CAPS LOCK key is stuck again.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #833

Jennifer Brecheisen

Don't miss Trump's Halloween Special this Saturday

on One America News!

What really chaps Trump's ass is that COVID-19 gets more 

attention and higher TV ratings than he does.

Wearing a Trump Halloween mask, Barack Obama gives

a 'no crowd, fake speech' on Fox News.

Shirley Eaton, the Goldfinger girl,

is 83.

Shelfie

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #131

Paul Ng

Warm Scuzzies #977

Joey Hensley