Maureen Dowd's 'Medusa Effect' on 

Hillary Clinton Attenuated by 

Colossal Blunder

Sturgis Super-Spreaders Dress for the Occasion

Before you can have Herd Immunity, 

you must first have Herd Stupidity.

So what if Joe Arpaio lost another election!  

At age 88, he's just getting warmed up!

When he dines at Pei Wei, Dinesh D'Souza always orders

Pad Thigh.

Like salmon swimming upstream to spawn and die.

Me: "Nice mask."

Him:  "What mask?" 

Me:  "OK, nice shape-shifting alien."

America's Sheriff™ Self-Immolates for the

Second Time

Hey, moviegoers, remember the scene when

 Trump fights the spider?

By the year 2020, it had become increasingly difficult to

distinguish Sheldon Adelson from Jabba the Hutt.

If R. Crumb goes to Hell some day,

this is how Satan and his

angels will be dressed.

The melting point of owls is not widely known.

Thanks to Trump, Americans now know what it's like 

to live in a leper colony.

New Magazine for the

21st-Century Christian

Larry Kudlow Sez:  “I kind of resent your little nitpicking."

If a Trumpnik Were a Truck

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #127

Tom Eckerle

Warm Scuzzies #950

Will Dismukes

As Jesus might have said, had he lived in Georgia, 

"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall get 

you suspended."

Royal Tru-Orange

Trump says we are 'shifting production to Thighland'.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #207

Masked Avenger

A disappointed conservative is like an

empty box of Clorox Wipes.

Jerry Falwell, Jr. Unzipped

And those who aren't drinking hand sanitizer are

drinking Trump's Kool-Aid.

At least 155,000 people have died from coronavirus in 

the U.S.  At least 4,798,000 cases have been reported.

[Data as of August 6 at 10:15 a.m.]

I Know How the Jug Bird Feeds

Generally speaking, people agree Brenden Dilley

looks better in a mask.

COVID-19 Games for Shut-Ins

Trumpnik Badge of Honor

Now that Merritt Corrigan has been fired, who 

will keep us apprised of the 'homo-empire'

 and the 'tyrannical LGBT agenda'?

Leader and the Swan

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #830

Simone Gold

Warm Scuzzies #949

Mark Hutt

Social Distancing, Georgia-Style

Trump must think this is the way 'plasma' is pronounced 

in the British House of Lords.

Trump is a totem which functions as a symbol or emblem

 of the White Tribe, a tribe whose hegemony in the United

 States is on the wane.

Trump Sez:  “Yo-SEM-ite!” 

Trump Sez:  “Yo-SEM-in-ite!”

Somewhere Out in the Electromagnetic Field

The Unexpurgated Bible #180

"Then he laid his hands on her, and she received

 the Holy Ghost."

Coronavirus Sez:  "I am what I am."

Trump Sez:  "It is what it is."

Lest we forget, 69,279,148 Americans voted AGAINST 

Donald Trump and 61,250,913 Americans voted FOR 

Donald Trump in 2016.  That's a difference of 8,028,236 

Americans. And yet Donald Trump is in the White House.  

How can this be?  It must be Democracy at Work.

Will Democracy work this way again in 2020?

Jerry Falwell, Jr. Giving Female Disciple Hands-On

Instruction in Social Distancing

Steve Cortes, Trumpnik Truther

Elmer Fudd Hunting for Wabbits in Frorida

That time when you told the 7-Eleven lady her coronavirus

mask was scaring the children.

Trump Undergoes Annual Rectal Exam

Birx Borked

Hint:  it has nothing to do with bottled water.

Authorities Torch Nest of Mask Slackers