Saturday, August 08, 2020

Maureen Dowd's 'Medusa Effect' on 
Hillary Clinton Attenuated by 
Colossal Blunder
Sturgis Super-Spreaders Dress for the Occasion
Before you can have Herd Immunity, 
you must first have Herd Stupidity.
So what if Joe Arpaio lost another election!  
At age 88, he's just getting warmed up!
When he dines at Pei Wei, Dinesh D'Souza always orders
Pad Thigh.
Like salmon swimming upstream to spawn and die.
Me: "Nice mask."
Him:  "What mask?" 
Me:  "OK, nice shape-shifting alien."
America's Sheriff™ Self-Immolates for the
Second Time
Hey, moviegoers, remember the scene when
 Trump fights the spider?
By the year 2020, it had become increasingly difficult to
distinguish Sheldon Adelson from Jabba the Hutt.

Friday, August 07, 2020

If R. Crumb goes to Hell some day,
this is how Satan and his
angels will be dressed.
The melting point of owls is not widely known.
Thanks to Trump, Americans now know what it's like 
to live in a leper colony.
New Magazine for the
21st-Century Christian
Larry Kudlow Sez:  “I kind of resent your little nitpicking."
If a Trumpnik Were a Truck
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #127
Tom Eckerle
Warm Scuzzies #950
Will Dismukes

Thursday, August 06, 2020

As Jesus might have said, had he lived in Georgia, 
"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall get 
you suspended."
Royal Tru-Orange
Trump says we are 'shifting production to Thighland'.
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #207
Masked Avenger
A disappointed conservative is like an
empty box of Clorox Wipes.
Jerry Falwell, Jr. Unzipped
And those who aren't drinking hand sanitizer are
drinking Trump's Kool-Aid.
At least 155,000 people have died from coronavirus in 
the U.S.  At least 4,798,000 cases have been reported.
[Data as of August 6 at 10:15 a.m.]
I Know How the Jug Bird Feeds
Generally speaking, people agree Brenden Dilley
looks better in a mask.

Wednesday, August 05, 2020

COVID-19 Games for Shut-Ins
Trumpnik Badge of Honor
Now that Merritt Corrigan has been fired, who 
will keep us apprised of the 'homo-empire'
 and the 'tyrannical LGBT agenda'?
Leader and the Swan
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #830
Simone Gold
Warm Scuzzies #949
Mark Hutt
Social Distancing, Georgia-Style

Tuesday, August 04, 2020

Trump must think this is the way 'plasma' is pronounced 
in the British House of Lords.
Trump is a totem which functions as a symbol or emblem
 of the White Tribe, a tribe whose hegemony in the United
 States is on the wane.
Trump Sez:  “Yo-SEM-ite!” 
Trump Sez:  “Yo-SEM-in-ite!”
Somewhere Out in the Electromagnetic Field
The Unexpurgated Bible #180
"Then he laid his hands on her, and she received
 the Holy Ghost."
Coronavirus Sez:  "I am what I am."
Trump Sez:  "It is what it is."
Lest we forget, 69,279,148 Americans voted AGAINST 
Donald Trump and 61,250,913 Americans voted FOR 
Donald Trump in 2016.  That's a difference of 8,028,236 
Americans. And yet Donald Trump is in the White House.  
How can this be?  It must be Democracy at Work.
Will Democracy work this way again in 2020?

Monday, August 03, 2020

Jerry Falwell, Jr. Giving Female Disciple Hands-On
Instruction in Social Distancing
Steve Cortes, Trumpnik Truther
Elmer Fudd Hunting for Wabbits in Frorida
That time when you told the 7-Eleven lady her coronavirus
mask was scaring the children.
Trump Undergoes Annual Rectal Exam
Birx Borked
Hint:  it has nothing to do with bottled water.
Authorities Torch Nest of Mask Slackers