Official Snack Food of National

Dip Anything in Chocolate Day

Nation's Attention Span Shrinks Further;

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Cultured Beef

Uncultured Beef

The day the universe changed was the day Andrew 

Sullivan moved back to D.C. from New York Shitty.

Mama's Boys

Mama

Ted Cruz to Donate Paisley Bathrobe to 

National Museum of American History

So, as it turns out, Harry Reid was telling the truth in

2012 when he claimed a Republican had told him

Mitt Romney had not paid any taxes for the previous

ten years.  No wonder the Mittster steadfastly refused

to release his tax returns.  Had he done so, he would

 have lost the election even more decisively than he did.

"Some glad morning when this life is o'er, 

I'll fly away; 

To a home on God's celestial shore, 

I'll fly away.

I'll fly away, Oh Glory 

I'll fly away;

When I die, Hallelujah, by and by, 

I'll fly away."

Gene and Dean Ween you may be familiar with, but

Jesus Ween is probably new to you.

"Get off my driveway!"

"But, Mayor Ford, this is a public street."

"Like I said before, 'Get off my driveway!'"

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #528

George Rodriguez

It's true:  owners and their pets often look alike.

GEICO Gecko

NSA Gecko

Rand Paul Vows to Block Yellen's

Nom Nom

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #527

Jim Wheeler

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #87

Plagiarizer: the Life and Times of the

Wikipedia Kid

"I did NOT say Rush Limbaugh sucks 'donkey dicks'!  

I said 'jackass dicks'!"

"Honey, I think the cat's panhandling again."

"No, dear, it's just refusing to accept my decision

to discontinue cat blogging."

"It's not true I once shot Mike Enzi in the face.  

Quite frankly, we were never that close.  I only

shoot friends in the face."

"Is it just me, Mr. Cheney, or has your crooked smile

become even crookeder?"

"Immigration reform?  I was only kidding!"

"C'mon, Sarah, sit on it and spin!"

"It's pronounced 'Eyegor', not 'Eegor'!"

"They're called 'Pheasants', Ted, not 'Peasants'!"