Keller's Riverside Store

Nine Miles South of Mason, Texas 

Certified 100% Muslim and

Liberal Free

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #342

Crockett Keller

“Your momma’s pudgy; face it.”

"How exactly does one manage to let someone steal the

presidential teleprompter?"

"13 US Troops Killed in Kabul." 

For what?

"Other than voter suppression, home foreclosure,

IRS tax warrant, suit for unpaid bills, and two

DUI's, what other qualifications do you have,

Mr. Block, to be chief of staff for Herman

Cain's presidential campaign?"

Hells Angels are thought to become less inhibited after

drinking a trenta-size cup of Pumpkin Spice Latte at

Starbucks.

What's it like to be one of the 58% of Americans who

don't know Mitt Romney is a Mormon?

"Mama Grizzly, I recommend that you massage some La

 Mer Moisturizing Lotion into your paws every day to

relieve dryness, retexturize the skin and restore circulation."

Have you ever been afflicted by what Paul Ryan

calls the 'Fatal Conceit of Liberalism'?

Top 1% = 3 Million People

Next 9% = 27 Million People

Bottom 90% = 278 Million People

World's Worst Yobs #228

H. W. Crocker III

Terry Jones to Launch Presidential Campaign with

Big Koran Bonfire and Barbecue

Ex-Staffers Say Herman Cain Running for Sophomore

Class President, Not President of the United States

Warm Scuzzies #231

Oakland Police Department

Kevin Ring Sentenced to 20 Months in Prison, Will Miss

Jack Abramoff's Book-Signing Party at Tucker Carlson's

House

Young Chucky

Old Chucky

The God of the Lord's Resistance Army was cruel,

but also rich, fat, and ugly.

"For the living know that they shall die: but the dead know

not any thing, neither have they any more a reward; for

the memory of them is forgotten."

"Hey, that's the guy who stole my teeth!"

"Nice hat!  Tinfoil?"

Can This Born-Again GOP Candidate Be Born-Again Again?

To see a grown man cry, accuse Darren Huff of being a

'potential domestic terrorist', and watch what happens.

"OK, so my name isn't really 'Marco Rubio' and my

parents aren't from Cuba.  Don't you journalists have

anything better to do than nitpick, nitpick, nitpick!"

Steve Forbes Explaining to Rick Perry the Difference

Between a Flat Tax, a Round Tax, and a Square Tax

Backslappers with Dirty Faces #3

Mark Block

They sat on the sidelines and watched the War on Christmas.

Now they're sitting on the sidelines and watching the War

on Halloween.  Are Gretchen Carlson and Brian Kilmeade

passivists, pacifists, or what?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #341

Dorothy Hukill

Pat Buchanan Obsessing Over Suicide of a Superpower

Glenn Beck Amid His Chalk-Powered JumboTrons

Nectarine Mouse Looking for Good Home

Renowned for its 'quirky and boneless sense of humor',

the McRib will have them rolling in the aisles at your

local McDonald's, now through November 14.

Little by little, Michele Bachmann was shrinking, gradually

 fading out of the big picture.

Ever since the publication of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the

Galaxy, '42' has been accepted as the 'Ultimate Answer

to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and

Everything'.  Herman Cain, however, is now rejecting

 this answer, claiming the correct answer is '45'.

Warm Scuzzies #230

Chris Myers

Mark Zuckerberg 'Friends' Sarko the Giant

Big Mac

Little Mac

Still Life with Pencil Point and Fishermen

"I'm not your average birther.  I'm a Whiteheadian

Dipolar Birther."

Karl Rove's Base

Hillary Clinton Reacts to the Death of Muammar Gaddafi

Why You Shouldn't Screw Around with Joe

"Hey, buddy, can you spare a dime?"