Corey 'Barrel of Laughs' Stewart has been endorsed

by racists, NeoConfederates, NeoNazis, White

Nationalists, White Supremacists, and---wait for it---

Donald Trump. Just as Lebowski's rug tied the

room together, Corey Stewart ties the Virginia

 GOP together.

Warm Scuzzies #813

Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

To Sleep, Perchance To Have an Erotic Dream ---

Ay, There's the Rub

MAGAts are the larval stage of the ontogeny of Trumpflies.

Carl Jung defined twelve psychological archetypes.

  So far, so good. But he left out #13: the Trumpnik.

If your plumber said, “I don't know enough about 

what Pruitt has or has not done to give you a good 

comment,” you could believe he doesn't have time to

 keep up with current affairs.  But when Paul Ryan

 says it, you know he's either lying or his head 

isn't screwed on right.

Beware the Frumious Bandersnatch!

Parents, be sure to tell your children that the man who lives

in the White House says it doesn't matter if you lie.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #135

Dan Furseth

Secret Service Approves New White House 

'Don't Poke the Bear' Sign

Trump has perfected the technique of lying and then

contradicting himself in a single breath.  And, by

the way, Manafort worked for the Trump campaign

in 2016 for 144 days, which is, compared to the

age of the Earth, a 'very short period of time'.

That moment when Jeff Sessions realized Romans 13, which

 he used to justify separating children from their parents, was

 the Unlucky Chapter, the chapter which has been used by 

Christians in the past to justify the British attempt to 

quash the American Revolution, the Fugitive Slave Act, 

South African apartheid, and Hitler's rule in Germany.

Photographer Makes Trump Look

'Nice and Handsome and Thin'

"Hey, Kim Jong-un is the head of a country, 

and he's the strong head -- he speaks and his

 people sit up at attention. I want my people

 to do the same."

Trump's Little Monster

When you hear Jeff Sessions quoting the Bible to justify

separating children from their parents, you know that

the Days of Dominionist Theocracy have begun.

The Face of American Justice

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez: “I can say that it is very 

biblical to enforce the law.”

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #117

Frank Bruni

Our Commander-in-Chief Salutes an Enemy General

Ninety-three percent (93%) of Republican Zombies in 

North Dakota voted for Will Gardner for Secretary of State, 

despite his announcement that he was dropping out of the 

race after it was revealed that he had once been arrested for 

being a Peeping Tom.

Kim Jong-un Presents Donald Trump with a Very Special

Denuclearization Cake on His 72nd Birthday

Archaeologists Uncover Ancient Burial Ground 

of Giant Photoshoppers

New MS-13 Recruitment Center Now Open for Business

Whiteworld #61

Meghan McCain Challenges Tomi Lahren to 15 Round,

No Holds Barred White-Off

"Coastal erosion is happening faster in Louisiana than 

anywhere in the U.S., due to a mix of rising seas and 

sinking land caused in part by oil and gas extraction." 

Drill, baby, drill!

To All Illegal Immigrants: Welcome to Trump's America

Mike Pence Entertains the Southern Baptist Convention 

with Sneak Preview of 'The Silence of the Clamps'

Adventures in Aestheticism #46

Adventures in Aestheticism #45

New IHOb Logo Saddened by Social Media Mockery

Joe Scarborough says “Mitch McConnell is

 an ignorant fool who knows absolutely

 nothing about conservatism.” Joe forgot to 

mention that McConnell is also chinless.

Dennis Hof, Proprietor of the Moonlite Bunny

Ranch and the Trump of Pahrump, Corrals

the Pussy-Grabber Vote

Major General Corey Stewart (CSA)

Wins Virginia Republican Primary,

Will Face Tim Kaine (D-VA) in

November

Kim Jong-un Agrees to Swap His Nukes for a

Condo on the Beach

Warm Scuzzies #812

John Schneider

Oxymorons for Our Time #195

War Games

In the race to see who reaches Peak Family Values first,

 Rudy Giuliani's only serious competition is Rush Limbaugh

 and Donald Trump.

Adventures in Aestheticism #44

Trudeau wanted to see if Trump would fall for the old 

Joy Buzzer Prank one more time.

When he flashes the 'Triangle of Satan' hand gesture,

you know Trump is about to blow his top.

Peter Navarro apologizes for saying "there's a special

place in Hell" for Justin Trudeau.  "I meant to say," he

adds, 'there's an ordinary, everyday place in Hell for

Justin Trudeau'."

“I may be wrong to trust Kim Jong-un. I don’t know that 

I’ll ever admit that, but I’ll find some kind of an excuse.”

Trump says Kim Jong-un is trustworthy, 

has a great personality, is very smart, is very

 talented, loves his country, and has the ability 

to get things done.  Hmmm, maybe the U. S. 

should trade its Supreme Leader for North

 Korea's Supreme Leader.

And it only cost $19,999,999.99!

Trump acknowledged that the timetable for denuclearization

 is long, but said, “Once you start the process it means it’s

 pretty much over.” Yeah, just like the Middle East Peace

 Process, which began in 1967, over 50 years ago.

Ambassador Mary Jane Cryptocurrency Makes 

Impassioned Plea for Iced Tea, Weeps for Peace

Asked if he has notes from his meeting with Kim Jong-un, 

Trump replied, "I don't need to verify as I have one of the 

great memories of all time." If this is the case, being inter-

viewed by Robert Mueller should be a piece of cake.

"Trump and his supporters aren’t just raising their

 middle finger to American 'elites'; they’re doing it to

 pretty much the entire globe." --- Nancy LeTourneau

Meet and Greet Between Rocket Man and the Dotard