Remember Meghan McCain's

America, You Sexy Bitch?

No? Well, try harder.

Meghan McCain, author of Dirty Sexy Politics and 

America, You Sexy Bitch, says, "This is a garbage

election."  It must make her feel right at home.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #142

American Chernobyl

"Good morning, Mr. Phelps, your mission, should 

you decide to accept it . . ."

Headlines We Like to See #5

'GOP insiders: Trump Can't Win'

Old Florida Trumpnik Gets a Stiffy

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #86

Ken Taylor

"Pardon me, but are you a Battleground State, a Swing State, 

or a Toss-Up State?"

Sausage Party Named Official Movie of the 

Donald Trump Presidential Campaign

The World of Jane Orient

"Trump is such a silly human being, don't you think?"

"Yes, I can't imagine purring for him."

American Empire #61

When it collapsed, it was said the American Empire 

had electioned itself to death.

Like Doug Piranha, Trump used sarcasm. 

He knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, 

metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes.

and satire.

Whereas horse racing was once the Sport of Kings, 

presidential elections are now the Sport of Billionaires.

"Stop calling me Phineas T. Bluster!"

Warm Scuzzies #703

Michael Tassone

Not since George Adamski proved in 1954 that

flying saucers have landed has someone been

so bold as to claim that Barack Obama and

Hillary Clinton were the co-founders of ISIS.

World's Worst Yoobs #169

Kayleigh McEnany

So Long, and Thanks for All

the Rubes!

Trump had been warned not to open the 

Ark of the Covenant, but he just wouldn't

 listen.

"I agree with Donald Trump. You can't trust those

fact-check organizations."

World's Worst Yobs #364

Steve Cortes

"Is that all there is to life, Donald?"

"Pretty much."

Donald Trump Performing His Rendition of Monty 

Python's 'Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink, Know What I 

Mean' Sketch

The main problem with the 'Both Sides Fallacy' is there 

are usually more than two sides and Donald Trump has 

taken them all at one time or another.

Trump Endorser Jon Huntsman Felt Betrayed When

Fellow No-Labeler, Joe Lieberman, Endorsed Clinton

Area Man Says Trump Shrine Is

Incomplete without Pocket-Size

Thermonuclear Device

New Currency Issued by the Counterfeit States of America

Donald Trump means what he says and says what he means.

Until, that is, he needs Sean Hannity to mansplain it to the

rubes.

Site Selected for 2020 Republican National Convention

"Sometimes knowing a little is better than 

knowing too much."

"My, my, my! People are telling me there are over 

10,000 loose screws here tonight!"

After Trump said 'Titties' in his speech in Detroit, Mike Pence 

explained that Trump meant 'Second Amendment Voters'.

Shopping with 'Second Amendment People'

"What's wrong with Trump?"

"Elizabeth Warren just slapped his nads."

"Hey, America, I can lie faster than you can fact-check me.

Besides, as Reagan once said, 'Facts are stupid things."

Ivanka Reveals New Strategy for Making a 

Trump Presidency Seem Less Scary

Nikki Haley Able to Mock Ann Coulter by 

Barely Opening Her Mouth

What's so scary is not that Kody Brown has four wives, 

but that even one woman would agree to marry him.

DHS Lowers Threat Level of Trump's Economic Plan 

from 'Lunacy' to 'Usual Republican Nonsense'

"Don't look so terrified, Babs!  Hillary has everything

under control!"

For the first time in history, a sinking ship, the

USS Donald Trump, has abandoned all rats on board.

"If George P. Bush had a choice between repudiating

 the man who humiliated his father and endorsing that 

man, which would he choose?"

"Is that supposed to be an easy question, or what?"

Type and Antitype

"OK, I realize using the F-word in your act is a 

major crutch.  But I just got here, OK?"

The only thing that has kept Hillary alive since last April

 (when she was predicted to die) is laughing at Donald 

Trump and his supermarket tabloid.  Like they say, 

'Laughter is the best medicine'.

Drudge Report Publishes Picture of Hillary Clinton

Climbing Stairs on All Fours to Show She's Not 

Physically Fit for High Office

Neo-Trumpian Cosmologist Says Entire Universe Is Rigged

What You Find If You Use Google to Locate the Center-

Right of the Political Universe: Thomas Friedman's 

Mega-Manse!

Zippy the Pinhead Opens New 

Shooting Range/Bowling Alley in 

Dingburg