Trump Doing His MBS Impression

Cruz Re-Election Campaign Enters

'Over, Under, Sideways, Down' Phase

Trumpinocchio in Tartarus

Things to Avoid #35

Saudis Who Bring Bone Saws to Fist Fights

Adventures in Aestheticism #110

Revealed: Trump Prefers Bendy Pink Straws 

for Sipping Water

How That 'Profanity-Laced' Blowout in the West Wing

Between John Kelly and John Bolton Got Started

Red Arrow Indicates 'The Fascist Creep'

Adventures in Aestheticism #109

Oxymorons for Our Time #197

Saudi Investigation

ProblemSolvers 'Я' Us

What if they removed all the antibiotics from your burger?

Adventures in Aestheticism #108

Was Trump also genetically hard-wired to tweet, "The 

concept of global warming was created by and for the 

Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing 

non-competitive"?  Apparently so.

Adventures in Aestheticism #107

“Tell us something you’ve done in the last year that has 

nothing to do with politics that would give Texans insight

 to who you are as a person.” 

"I ate a Triple Meat Whataburger."

"I ain't dead, bitches!  I only look dead!"

The Trump of Pahrump Goes Flump!

Fortune-Telling, Saudi Style

A Public Service Announcement from Mr. Ed

Lindsey 'Big Boy' Graham says the U.S. should 

'sanction the hell out of Saudi Arabia'.

If you want to know what a Trump vow is worth, 

ask his three wives.

Headline of the Day

Trump sets 'major rally' with Ted Cruz for Houston 

on Oct. 22 at arena that seats 8,000

Kellyanne Conway started calling DNA testing 'junk science'

the day after her DNA test showed her consanguinity with Beavis.

Next thing you know, Ted Cruz will be accusing Beto 

O'Rourke of calling Trump a 'sniveling coward', just

as he did.

Blake Fischer, Idaho Fish and Game Commissioner, 

shot his little arrows in the air and liquidated an entire

 family of his fellow primates.

That's Senator Super Chicken to You, Buster!

Now we know why everybody's laughing.

And that newspaper, the Dallas Morning News,

has tilted conservative and Republican since the

1960s.

New Painting Hanging on White House Wall

DNA Tests Show Elizabeth Warren to Be 1/32 Native

 American and Donald Trump to Be 32/32 Native Moron

Senator David Perdue Seizes Cellphone Smarter Than He Is

Adventures in Aestheticism #106

Will Trump now start calling William Wages, Kevin

McCarthy's brother-in-law, Powhatan?

Warm Scuzzies #839

Ariel Benjamin Mannes

Trump Diagnosed with Stage Three Leephilia

Will James Mattis, a retired three-star Marine general,

 find out what it's like to be fired by a fifth- or sixth-grader?

Little Gazan Gets It Right

Someone Put Googly Eyes on Kanye, 

Trump Is Not Amused

Like Father-in-Law, Like Son-in-Law

Jared Kushner Has a Better Idea