Spider-Man Accused of Smuggling Tarantulas into the U.S.

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #93

Dana Loesch and Les Phillip

President Obama Shifts Strategy, Adopts Risky

Hope-a-Dope Fighting Style

Split Lip Rayfield

Split Lip Obama

Warm Scuzzies #124

Library of Congress

World's Worst Yobs #198

Douglas Holtz-Eakin

"That's Sodom.  Gomorrah's over there."

Theodore Bilbo Baggins,

Racist Hobbit

Rightbloggers and Other

Internet Biohazards #78

The National Association of Rural Landowners

Most people get 'Toasted Skin Syndrome' from laptops resting

on their thighs.  Looking at his face makes you wonder where

John Boehner's laptop rests.

Deficit Panel Dreadlocked

Factoid of the Hour #10

One teaspoon of the matter in the neutron star at the

center of the Crab Nebula weighs 500 million tons.

"Before I was born, my right to life was absolute.  After I was

born, my right to life was relative.  Did I do something wrong?"

Governor of Arizona as Seen by

Recipients of Brewercare

NASA Scientists Announce Discovery of
Arsenic-Based Life Form

Nicknamed 'USS John McCain', this feline totally rejects new

research which suggests that dogs are smarter than cats.

Homicide and Suicide in Celebration, Florida, the Town That

Disney Built; "But Still No Bedbugs," Mayor Says

"O why did I say 'chicken crap'? 

I meant to say 'chicken crepe'!"

World's Worst Yobs #197

Jonathan Capehart

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #248

Bradlee Dean

The nation learned today that the DADT review

 has neither changed John McCain's mind nor

 repealed the Law of Gravity.

Warm Scuzzies #123

Jeff Bezos

Bye, Ken!  We'll call you the next time the kitchen sink gets

clogged or the toilet won't flush.

Backslappers with Dirty Faces #2

Maria Cino

According to the Urban Dictionary, 'sketchy' means

'creepy, iffy, fairly unsafe, an air of uncertainty, not

kosher, and just generally something or someone that

you don't want to be associated with.' It is believed that

 this word was created in order to characterize David

Rivera, a newly-elected Republican member of  the

U. S. House of Representatives from Florida.

"The 52 members of the Congressional Tea Party

Caucus, which pledges to cut spending and reduce

 the size of government, requested a total of 764

earmarks valued at $1,049,783,150 during Fiscal

Year 2010. Rep. Denny Rehberg (R-MT) took

the prize as the Tea Partier with his name on the

most earmarks, a total of 88 worth $100,514,200."

Ah, hypocrisy, thy name is Teabagger!

Astronomers now believe there are three septillion stars

in the Universe. That's a three followed by 24 zeroes

(3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).  If you have

time on your hands and need something to do,

start counting.

Mark Foley Pondering New Run for Public Office

on 'I Invented Sexting' Platform

Homo Neanderpaulenis, New Species of Genus

Homo, Now Devolving in Kentucky

Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #92

David Whitney, Paul Broun, and Nighta Davis

There was a time, not that long ago, when you could tell the

difference between men based on their chins.  There were

men with strong chins and there were men with weak chins.

And then Mitch McConnell came along, the man with no chin.

If you're old enough, you remember when America

was sending Peace Corps volunteers to Third-World

countries in Asia and Latin America.  Well, if you

live long enough, you may well see Peace Corps

volunteers from those erstwhile Third-World--now

becoming First-World--countries being sent to the
United States.  

"What can you possibly tell me about prostitution that I
don't already know?  And don't waste your time talking
 to the voters of Louisiana, because they obviously
know a lot more about it than I do."  

World's Worst Yobs #196

David Harsanyi

'Jurassic Ark', New Creationist Theme Park, to Float on

Kentucky's Whiskey River; "Unlike the Great Flood,
It Never Runs Dry," Promoters Say

"If you're like me," says Lonesome George, 
"every day is Hump Day."

Dowsing Toad

Uncle Buck Embraces Tabitha Hale After Vanquishing

the Saucy Aussie of WikiLeakistan

"Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco!"

Obama Brings Pudding Pop to Knife Fight

Flag Desecration #37

While only 1% of the American people are millionaires,

49% of the members of Congress are.  Calling them

'representatives' is pretty funny, isn't it?

"Harumph!  I can't believe this Tea Party

doesn't have a drive-thru!"

"Can you say, 'Whack Julian'?"

"Mr. Shultz, do you, Mr. Nunn, or Mr. Perry know who
the taxidermist was who stuffed Dr. Kissinger?"

Rude Rhymes #41

Swamp Thing

Steve King

Leo Berman Threatening to Usurp Louie Gohmert's Place

as the Dumbest Stump in the Piney Woods of East Texas

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #247

John LeBoutillier