"It's Doocy, not Douchey!"

Silence Is Golden

Trump's Alabama Robocaller

'Steve Bannon to Campaign with Roy Moore on 

Eve of Election'

The Apotheosis of Steve King

FCC Chairman Ajit Pai thinks it's pretty

funny that anyone would think he's a

puppet of American telecoms.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #710

Douglas Broxson

Fox News Is On the Case

"Steve Bannon?"

"Close, but it's actually a can of moldy Spam."

Keep Your Nose Out of My Business

"Touchy Feely?  Bah! Humbug!"

Jamie Dimon Sez: "I can't prove that eating gastropods 

is good for you, but I know it's true.”

The Driest Aggie Joke Ever Told

There's a reason why Stinky Zinke wears a black hat.

The View from Today's Moral High Ground

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #15

Envisioning Trent Franks Engaged

in Sexual Misconduct

Sign of the Times #76

Welcome to 2018

"Donald Trump, I feel your pain! My throat gets dry, too."

"Listen to the Mockingbird, listen to the Mockingbird,

Oh, the Mockingbird is singing o'er the land."

As someone might have said (but probably not Everett

 Dirksen), "$289 billion here, $289 billion there, and 

pretty soon you're talking real money."

Denturegate makes you wonder which 

parts of Donald Trump's body are

 original equipment and which 

parts are aftermarket parts.

Trump is not all that concerned about

a U. S. government shutdown because

he knows the government of Russia 

will still be open.

Is Donald Trump slipping, or is it just his dentures?

OHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!! It's Denturegate!

Janet Porter Sez: “We need to make it clear that there’s a 

group of non-accusers, that have not accused Judge Moore

 of any sexual misconduct or anything illegal.” 

[But the number of non-accusers is shrinking daily.]

Multiple Personality Disorder wasn't

 always ugly.

Trump may not have been named 'Person

of the Year', but there are other awards.

Sign of the Times #75

Daryl Metcalfe doesn't like men, 

and there are days when he won't 

even touch himself.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #123

Daryl Metcalfe

Here's Looking at You, Donald Trump!

"A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird

B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word."

Rick Perry, Barefoot Sheik of the Burning Sand

WATCH LIVE: Sarah Huckabee Sanders

 Delivers Today's White House Fantasies, 

Fables, and Fabrications at 3 PM ET

I Pledge Not to Give In to ROAD RAGE

Feds Decide to Quantify Cost of Mueller Investigation in 

Terms of Trump Golf Trips to Mar-a-Lago: 

Six Mar-a-Lagos So Far

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #122

Joe Fernkes

First Doggies

Oedipus the Grappler

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #104

Hugh Hewitt

"Would I lie to you?" asked K. T. McFarland.  To which

her face replied, "Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah, Oh Yeah!"

The Unexpurgated Bible #155

But Roy Moore called them unto him, and said, 

"Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid 

them not: for of such is the kingdom of God."

Since he is a Teetotalitarian, Trump won't 

be celebrating Repeal Day, December 5. Instead, 

he will pig out on two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish, 

Kentucky Fried Chicken, pizza, potato chips, 

pretzels, Oreos, Vienna Fingers, a chocolate

 milkshake,  and a Diet Coke.

Lawyer for Nixon Zombie Sez: "The President cannot obstruct

 justice because he is the chief law enforcement officer under 

the Constitution."

County Commissioner Louis Klemp wonders

why Oprah Winfrey doesn't have her own

federal holiday and why his dog whistle is

so out of tune.

Trump's Talking Thumb

Junkies Start Seeing Spidora as 'Opioid Czar'

Q:  What do you get when you subtract booze, women, 

and movies from life?

A: Chuck Grassley.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #121

Orin Harris

There was a time, long, long ago, when their roles were

 reversed and the Roadrunner chased Wile E. Coyote.

"Pop Beads Syndrome? Is it curable?"

Not even Jesus could heal a moral leper like Mitch McConnell.