Trump-Putin Pact Sealed with a Kiss

Whiteworld #32

White Zombie May Spend $100 Million Supporting Trump

Grim Fairy Tales #5

"You are old," said the youth,

"and you have grown uncommonly

grotesque."

When Ralph Nader passes, may he be interred in a 

Corvair Monza Spyder Convertible.

"I want you to meet my two favorite publicists.  On my

right is John Miller and on my left is John Barron."

"Which Donald Trump sock puppet are you---

John Barron or John Miller?"

"Neither. I'm the real Donald Trump."

"No, I'm not Jon Keyser's dog, but I am very protective."

What's In Ann Coulter's Wallet?

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #10

Texas School Superintendent Rodney Cavness Claiming 

to Protect 2,500 Girls by Saying Barack Obama Is Not 

His President

“I got news for President Barack Obama. He ain’t my 

President because he's the wrong color and he can’t 

tell me what to do."

"I'm old enough to remember when insanity

was a bad thing."

Jonah Preaches to the Ninevites

World's Worst Yobs #357

Zachary Hildreth (AKA Jon Nicosia)

Would the Real Milo Yiannopoulos Please Stand Up?

Warm Scuzzies #589

Mike Hager

When Tony Senecal tried to retire in 2009, Donald Trump 

persuaded him to stay by singing,

"Irreplaceable

In every way, 

And forever more 

That's how you'll stay."

Growing up, Donald Trump always had a pet turtle.

He still does.

North Carolina Men's Room

Having failed in his attempt to auction off the murder

weapon, George Zimmerman decided to auction off 

himself, the murderer.

Bruce Wayne Was Really Batman

Alfred Was Really the Joker

When Facebook was smeared with racist, sexist, and

misogynistic rants, the question was:  Whodunit? Well, 

Tony Senecal, Donald Trump's long-time butler, did it.

When the Benedict Option Is Simply Not Enough

Dilma Rousseff Helps Crater the Brazilian Government

 and Economy, Makes the Sign of Dubya

In ye olden tymes, the Roadrunner chased the Coyote.

Buy It by the Case and Save 10%!

In Search of a Good Guy with a Gun

Mr. Creosote Sez:  "Bring me a 

Survival Food Bucket!"

George Zimmerman to Auction Off His Gun

"OK, Patrick, now that I've seceded, isn't it time to build 

a wall around me?"

Truth in Advertising #10

America Gets Played by 'Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards'

Were you to make America great again, it wouldn't

be Budweiser.

Little Known Fact #61

Ted Nugent's soul is the same size as his soul patch.

The Beer That Made Budweiser Famous

World's Worst Yoobs #167

Liz Mair

Le Parti C'est Moi

Meanwhile, Out West

Texas Lt.-Governor Festering Goeb

As in the case of Dorian Gray, Andrew Sullivan's portrait 

reflected his gradual metamorphosis into Donald Trump.

What if somebody incited a riot and nobody came?

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #153

Overpasses For America

Never Misunderestimate the Intelligence of the

American People

How appropriate it is that politicians have to undergo a

procedure whose name is derived from animal science.

Old Men with Guns #31

Eulalio Tordil

Trump Enlists Christie to Head White House 

Gourmandizing Team

Aquarium Sculpture Sells for $15 Million

[Spaldingfish Sold Separately]

Former First-Grader Sues Modern Artist for Plagiarizing 

His Handwriting Practice Whorls from 1948

Two Pouters in a Pear Tree

World's Worst Yobs #356

Brian Doherty

"Oh please, say to me

You'll let me be your man

And please, say to me

You'll let me hold your hand."

Mascot of Fully-Trumpized GOP