Rage Puppet

Latest Polls Show Trump Has a Lock on the Cyclops Vote

Trump's Next Nominee to the Supreme Court

Moscow Mitch Flexes His 

Anti-Impeachment Muscles,

Tells Trump, "We're On

the Same Side"

Do you know diddly?

Clinton had Socks, Bush had Miss Beazley, Obama had Bo,

 and Trump has a Three-Eared Sphincter.

Where does the water go when the tide goes out?

Not Just a Scary Movie

Psychologists call this strange phenomenon

 'Narcissistic Mini-Meism'.

This looks like a job for Melania Trump and her 'Be Best'

anti-bullying campaign.

Great-Grandfather Harangues Great-Granddaughter

for Preferring a Vegetable Plate Over Big Macs

Even Satan has standards.

Trump Impeachment a 

'Solemn and Sad' Day

Trump Impeachment Defense Team

Recruiting Poster

Q: What do you get when you graft a seventy-three-year-old 

male head on a sixteen-year-old female body?

A:  Dishonest graft.

Apparently, pb&j has been around for a long, long time.

Matt Gaetz was arrested on suspicion of DUI on October 30, 

2008, when he was 26 years old.  Gaetz refused to take a 

field sobriety test or a Breathalyzer test, and then started 

ranting, inexplicably, about Hunter Biden's drug problem.

While Trump was dissing a 16-year-old girl, Obama 

was having a blast with a 14-year-old boy firing a 

marshmallow cannon.

'Twas the Night Before Christmas and Rudolph Overslept

If you have a son or daughter who indicates an interest in 

becoming a lawyer, just point at William Barr and exclaim, 

"Nay! Nay! A thousand times Nay!"

Krazy Kat in Tinfoil Hat Joins

Trump Impeachment Defense

Team

Trump's Twitter Incontinence  indicates 

a loss of Blatter Control.

Got Woody?

"Sorry, but Picasso seems to be stuck between

his Blue Period and his Rose Period and isn't

hiring any new models right now."

Still Possible William Barr Is

an Anaphylactic Reaction to

Veracity

Do you have any idea how many storks have been

 grounded because of Amazon?

Actually, a vacuum cleaner doesn't clean vacuums, but if it did

 and you cleaned it, wouldn't you be a vacuum cleaner cleaner?

The Nativity Demythologized

From the Infancy Gospel of Mogen David

Majestic Plural (Nudge-Nudge, Wink-Wink)

Has Christopher Steele driven a wedge 

between father and daughter?

"Did you know that 'It's crackers to slip a rozzer the

 dropsy in snide' means 'It's a bad idea to try to bribe

 a policeman with counterfeit money'?"

Impeachment is a tragedy, not a comedy, so stop laughing.

Live.  Eat.  Shop,  Reuse.

Steve Castor's Life in a Nutshell

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow

Were you born in the ninth month?  Well, shame on you!

The Fabulous Speedo Brothers!

Operators Are Standing By Because 

Somebody Stole Their Chairs

Trump Scarfs $120,000 Banana

Purchase Price of Local Man's Snapshot of Photographer

 Taking Picture of 'The Comedian' Includes Free Shipping

"Did you know the first documented occurrence of the

middle finger gesture in the United States was by a 

baseball pitcher for the Boston Beaneaters in 1886?"

"Do your worst!" Spartacus taunted the Romans. 

"I will live to be 103!"

Mayor Pete Tries to Baffle the Professor

Gardyloo!

Rabbit Pleads Guilty to Spending $600 for Airfare to Send 

Duncan Hunter To and From Washington, D. C., to Purchase 

24 Carrot Cake

Warm Scuzzies #899

Seema Verma

United Daughters of the Confederacy Blame

 'Outside Agitators' for Ruining Christmas

Their debate over the 'original understanding' of the 

Second Amendment had taken a violent turn.

Playmobil Trump Bombs Bigly at the Box Office

Being oblivious was his only hope.