Friday, December 26, 2008

When Big Bend beckons, Fearguth can but
answer the call. As a consequence, he'll
be offline until December 31.
Next time you visit Harriman, Tennessee, don't forget
to ask the residents about 'clean coal'.
"Only 1% of Americans Believe Cheney
Greatest Vice President Ever," Says Poll;
"So What?" Says Cheney

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Pontiff Draws Bright Line Between Shopping
for Clothing and Accessories at Cabela's
and Victoria's Secret
Santa was taking a well-deserved nap when
someone said, "Pardon Scooter Libby!"
President Indicating Size of Lump of Clean
Coal Santa Gave Him for Christmas
All Norm Coleman got for Christmas was a guest
spot on the popular self-help show, 'Daily
Affirmation with Stuart Smalley'.
In these tough economic times, simians are trying
all sorts of vigorous outreach strategies.
Miner Takes a Break in His Search for Clean Coal
Santa had completed all of his Christmas deliveries,
but his dogs were really tired.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Who says Santa Claus doesn't exist? The dolphins charged
with being the eyes in the ocean are certainly acting like he
does — and they've been joined on the Internet by millions
of believers.
American Empire #40
American Exceptionalism
"Oh, when the Santas go marching in
Oh, when the Santas go marching in
Lord, how I want to be in that number
When the Santas go marching in."
In Human Events, Ann Coulter has named Sarah Palin
'Conservative of the Year'. That's like Freddy Krueger
naming Jason Voorhees 'Slasher of the Year' in Famous
Monsters of Filmland.
What Awaits You in the Race to the Bottom
Star of Heckboy Claims to Be Affectionate
Twin Brother of Ron Perlman
Santa Claws to Star in Remake of
The Cat in the Hat

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

World's Worst Yoobs #32
Kathy Shaidle
The Wall Street Journal is recommending that President
Bush grant Scooter Libby a full pardon on the ground
that he always holds the door open for other people.
Was the President winking, or was he suffering
from Hell's Bells Palsy?
The Unexpurgated Bible #19
"He came to send fire on the earth. Too bad
there was so much straw in the manger."
Fearguth's Rules of Order #23
If a lion wants to open Christmas gifts early,
let it.
Children, beware the 13th Day of Christmas!
If they ask, tell the children Saint Nicholas has gone
to see a man about a dog.

Monday, December 22, 2008

To be "sold down the river" means to be betrayed. To be
"sent up the river" means to go to jail. So, it's unclear
what Pajamas Media thinks it is doing to the
mainstream media by sending them down the river.
Clean Clay Carolers
Osama Bin Laden Unsure Dick Cheney Still Alive
What Young Boys Wanted for Christmas in
the Dark Ages

What They Want in the Age of Enlightenment
Meterologists Forecasting Major Flight Delays for
Santa Claus This Christmas

Third Way is a non-profit, non-partisan, thin-skinned
think tank based in Washington, D. C.
You could tell he had been bullshitted for quite some time.
The Unexpurgated Bible #18
Baby David Prepares to Play Chase
with the Goliath Twins
Jennifer Palmieri, Acting CEO of the
Center for American Progress Action
Fund and Matt Yglesias' Nanny
Have you kicked an investment banker lately?

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Animal Wrangler for Slumdog Millionaire
Obama Chooses Author of The Belly Driven Life
to Give Inaugural Invocation
World's Worst Yoobs #31
Marie Jon'
Fearguth's Rules of Order #22
Your pet hyena loves to laugh, so tell it lots of jokes.
On this day in 1940, Francis and Rosemary celebrated
the birth of their very own Zappaberration.
How Luvs Are Field Tested for Bear Hug Stretch
and Ultra Leak Protection
Duggar Family Announces Plan to Colonize Mars
What to Wear on the Shortest Day of the Year