Is Spam Trumpesque

Or is Trump Spamesque?

That is the question.

"Was it before or after you left your hometown of 

Lubbock, Texas that people began to call you the

'Rasputin of the Plains'?"

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #113

Tony Robbins

Trump Goes Full MAGA on

Tariffs

Snowflake the Cringing Elephant,

the GOP Mascot

Crossdressers Thrilled Trump Not Imposing Tariff on 

Ivanka's Clothing Line

Steve Mnuchin is living proof of what sucking

up to Trump all day does to you.

In Remembrance of Sean Spicer

Return of the Native, or

Life After the White House

Ralph Norman Sez: "I'm not going to be a Gabby

Giffords.  I'm going to be a gunhugging asshole."

The Texas-Mexico border is 1,254 miles long. Under the

spur of Trump, Governor Abbott has agreed to send in

a few hundred national guardsmen from the 

Dark Side of the Farce.

Set the Controls for the Heart of the Pun

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #725

Ralph Norman

Blake Farenthold Sez: "I know in my heart it’s time

 for me to move along and look for new ways to serve."

Baby Panda Deplatformed

Experts disagree whether John Bolton or Trey Gowdy

 deserves the title, 'The Legendary White Beast of 

BenghazAaaaarrrrrrggghhh!'.

World's Worst Jobs #145

Indonesian Fish Marinator

Trey Gowdy Sez: "I don’t have a lot to show

 for the last seven years.”

Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Bags Another

 Wild Turkey

Even Scott Pruitt couldn't stand the smell of corruption

in the EPA.

Warm Scuzzies #793

William Higgins

When the roll is called up yonder, won't Franklin

Graham be surprised!

Jeffrey Goldberg vs. Kevin Williamson

They called Benjamin Morrow the 'Neutron Bomber'. 

He blew himself up, but not what was really important:

his stash of white supremacist literature.

When Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley isn't

verbalizing for the turkey in the White House, he hunts

them in the wild.

In 2018, Stephen Dedalus would say, "Trump is a 

nightmare from which I am trying to awake."

Warm Scuzzies #792

Samantha Dravis

"We understand, Mr. Williamson, that your punishment

for being fired at The Atlantic is to have your next

article published in Commentary.  Isn't that rather

cruel and unusual?"

The other day, Trump was uncertain what to call 

the White House: "Incredible house, or building, or 

whatever you want to call it, because there really is no 

name for it," he said. Well, how about 'Peyton Place'

or 'The Best Little Whorehouse in Washington'?

Donald Trump, Jr. Compared His Penis Size with His 

Dad’s at Playboy Mansion; "They're Both Pretty 

Substantial," He Said

Editor-in-Chief of The Atlantic Hangs Kevin Williamson

 Out to Dry

'Scott Pruitt's Defenses Are Crumbling'

Warm Scuzzies #791

Scott Livingston

Sluggo Uses the Ontological Argument for the

Existence of Trump

Sometimes a thinker simply 

has to have chocolate.

“I’m kind of squishy on capital punishment in general, 

but when it comes to abortion, women who have abortions 

should be hanged."

Susan Combs, Stinky Zinke's Tinky Winky, isn't happy

unless she has found a new species to endanger.

Mary Fallin, the Too-Good-to-Hurry Pure Pork Sausage,

Sez: "Teachers in Oklahoma are like 'a teenage kid that 

wants a better car'.

Trump's Favorite Thumbsucker

Rudy Giuliani must be thinking of entering the 2020

 presidential race. He's buffing his résumé by 

divorcing his third wife.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #130

Marshall DeRosa

"Would it be OK, Mr. Trump, if we refuse to talk about 

your ridiculous hair?"

Donald Trump, Jr. Takes a Timeout From His Kickass

Workout to Launch Twitter Attack on Dead Vegan

Female Bodybuilder

WATCH: White House Press Briefing with 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders 

UNDEAD STREAM

Not all aliens are illegal.  Take Dana Rohrabacher, 

for instance.

Warm Scuzzies #790

Eric Ames

Ted Cruz's New Campaign Slogan

Here Kitty Kitty

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #724

Robert Ussery

Mat Staver Takes Revenge on Girl Scouts

for No Longer Selling Wingnut S'mores®,

His Favorite Cookies