What Confucius Say to Mike Pompeo

Adventures in Aestheticism #235

Trump's Legal Team

The Pope of Poo Poo

'Trump complains about his defense team’s ‘Death Valley’ 

impeachment time slot'

Don't let Rinaldo Nazzaro's name fool you.  He's

not an Italian operatic tenor; he's a NeoNazi thug.

At 89, George Soros is believed to be the world's oldest 

one-man conspiracy.

Will Roger Stones's conviction ring down the curtain on 

his career as a pitchman for roast beef sandwiches?

Mullethead Mnuchin Tells Teenager to

Get Off His Lawn

Oh, goody, another crook for Trump to pardon.

Strained spinach was his weakness,

his only weakness.

Urban Forager

If Trump Had Invented the Wheel

Warm Scuzzies #905

Mike Braun

Jesus of the Spliffs wants to remind you that 

if you don't sin, he died in vain.

If Batman Had a Canine Companion

Ron Johnson, All-Day Trumpsucker

To be Trump is bad enough, but to be a 

Trumpnik is to be one of the Children of

 the Damned.

Is there a Society for the Protection of the 

Inventor of the Wheel?  If not, why not?

There are necessary evils, like death and taxes, and then

 there are unncessary evils, like political parties.

World's Worst Yobs #420

Pat Cipollone

Rude Roadrunner

Roadragemobile, the People's Car for the Age of Trumpery

Looks likes the Animal Liberation Front may

 be making a comeback.

She Stood There Ironing

The Moleman Cometh

Mr. Prosperity

Captain Happy Meal Reports for Duty

in Richmond, Virginia

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #789

Matt Bracken

Liz Cheney is only 53, but it's an old and lumpy 53.

Play It Again, Ernie

Three-Way Pileup: Hellraiser Meets 

Monty Python Meets N.W.A.

China Announces World's First Successful Clone

 of Pinky Lee

Who will Pinky Lee endorse in the

presidential race this year?

Pompeo Suggests Lawyers May Deploy the 

'Queen Esther Defense' at Trump's

Impeachment Trial

It is now the consensus among exobiologists that Trump

first made contact with extraterrestrials in the summer

of 2015.

As Jeff Sessions will tell you, if you don't have a selfie with

 Lev Parnas, you're just an egg-suckin' dawg!

Sorry, Punkin' Puss, But Mushmouse Ran Away

with Lev Parnas

Here Come Trump's Celebrity Lawyers

Space Force Cammies Will Render Earth Orbiters

Virtually Invisible

Most people don't remember when Lev Parnas appeared

alongside Woody Allen in Zelig.

Polls indicate the Impeachment Prayer Team

is even bigger.

Alan Dershowitz, Robert Ray, and Ken Starr:

Three Jackasses in a Hailstorm

Nonthinking Caps for Sale at the

Impeachment Merch Table

"Even if God can't sink the Titanic, maybe I can."