Warm Scuzzies #735

AshLee Strong

Raúl Labrador Sez: "Nobody dies because they don’t 

have access to health care. In fact, without health care, 

we'd all live forever!"

Raúl Labrador Sez: "Nobody dies because they don’t have 

access to health care.  Bow-wow, woof-woof!"

Whiteworld #48

In Theatres Everywhere

C. R. Wiley Asks:  "Are men-as-men-with-bowties

 obsolete?"

Flag Desecration #100

Donald Trump Leads the Caucasian Chorus in Singing 

'Health for the Wealthy, Death for the Poor'

Warm Scuzzies #734

Chris Collins

"Great snakes!" yelped SpongeBob and Patrick.

World's Worst Yoobs #184

Rania Khalek

Think of Trumpcare as assisted suicide and 

it makes a lot more sense.

Donald Trump's Answer to the Popemobile

On even-numbered days, Trump called it

his 'deodorant'.  On odd-numbered days,

he called it his 'antiperspirant'.

Whiteworld #47

Mike Pence Celebrating Cinco de Mayo

"Don't forget, Ted, I have a massive army."

Yes, the day finally came when Trump could no 

longer speak; he could only tweet.

Bend Over, France!

Tillerson's New Game Is a Trump Administration Favorite

Vladimir Putin's Other Cock Holster

Superfluous Redundancies #6

Hypocritical Politician

Beauregard Strikes Again!

The Sullivan Temptation

Imperial Stormtrooper Evangelicals Anxiously Await 

Trump's Executive Order on Religious Freedom

Comey Ci Comey Ça

"Hmmm, what did he mean when he said I have been

Comeypromised?"

Roy Moore Says He Suffered Persecution for Trying to 

Block Gay Marriage; King Herod Says He Suffered

 Persecution for Beheading John the Baptist

Trump Triples Down on Dubious Civil War Claim

Regardless of which direction the Trump Wind is 

blowing on any given day, Steve Bannon knows how

to strategize it.

Trump to Host World Dicktater Summit

David Horowitz: "Bill O'Reilly was just murdered 

in cold blood by the liberal media."

Salena Zito Sez: "Context is everything. Anything outside

 of context is a lie."

Would you be 'honored' to meet this 'smart cookie'?

Trump would.

Time Tourist #8

"What's that?"

"That's the Time Machine Trump will use to go back 

and make a deal to prevent the Civil War."

If, as Jeff Zucker says, Fox News is 'State-Run TV', 

CNN must be 'Twit-Run TV'.

Like his master, Trump's dog is all bark and no bite.

"Honey, isn't that Donald Trump cleaning our windshield?"

"Yes, dear, it would appear he deported one immigrant 

too many."

On April 1, 1861, Zombie Andrew Jackson

worked out the differences between the

North and the South, narrowly averting

the Civil War.

In his spare time, New York Times columnist Bret Stephens

moonlights as a Gopher Gasser.

Rodrigo Duterte Sez; "Thanks for

inviting me to the White House, Señor 

Trump, but I'm tied up right now."

Taking the Shine Off Is Good for What Ailes

You, Fox News!

Two Peas in a Pod

Who Thought They Were God

One Was a Screwball

The Other a Scrod

The Three Spooges: Glary, Surly, and Blow

"Sebastian Gorka has been shipped to the front in the

War of Ideas.  He's been told to not look conspicuous

because it draws fire."

Trump Sez: "Kim Jong-un is a pretty smart cookie."

Go to Trump's BUS4HIRE.com for All Your

Senate Busing Needs

World's Worst Yoobs #183

Cassandra Fairbanks

Mike Cernovich and Cassandra Fairbanks say it was a

coincidence they flashed the Sign of the Three-Eared

Sphincter in the White House briefing room.

World's Worst Jobs #141

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