Is Sarah Palin, as Michael Eric Dyson claims, 'the Jar Jar Binks

of the GOP'?

Warm Scuzzies #434

Dave Wilson

That Mullah Fazlullah is one handsome dude.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #529

Wayne Wilks

Dick Metcalf, Guns & Ammo Editor, Excommunicated from

 the Church of .357 Magnum Adventists

Blonde Joke Apologizes for Not Being Funny

Ted Cruz and the Shutdowners Refuse to Play on the 

Same Texas Stage as Barry O & the Usurpers

Andrew Sullivan Sez:  "Chris Christie's egomania will hurt

him, but my egomania won't."

Serial Plagiarizer Leaves Moonies,

Joins Loonies

"I'm a WINO, not a RINO!"

Of all the excuses offered for The Cooch's defeat in

Virginia---he was underfunded, he was wounded by

Ted Cruz's government shutdown, he was a victim

of the gender gap---no one mentions that he is a

reverse-threaded bull goose loony that a plurality

of sane Virginia voters couldn't abide.

Warm Scuzzies #433

Chief Brandon Gigante

Coochie Man Loses His Hoochie

Would all you anti-plagiarism bullies

 please leave Rand Paul the hell alone?

Only five Colorado counties voted to secede.

Maybe they'll now merge with Kansas.

Election Night Verdict

Toronto Mayor Apologizes for Shopping for Neckties

After Smoking Crack

Toronto residents were relieved to learn

today that Rob Ford, their mayor, had

smoked crack while in a drunken stupor,

not while cold sober.

Bangladesh to Execute 152 at the Same Time, 

Throws Down the Gauntlet to Texas

Flag Desecration #70

Chris Christie of the South

Chris Christie of the North

Bill de Blasio Campaigns for Mayor of 

New York City on NeoBeatles Platform

Rogers County, Oklahoma Bigfoot Hunt Ends

 with 1 Man Shot, 3 People Arrested, and 

0 Sasquatches Captured

"God, I'm a loser!"

"I know that, you dummy!  I'm omniscient!"

Greedheads Galore #33

Stephen A. Cohen

Rob Ford to Stay as Toronto Mayor, Will Cut Alcohol 

Consumption to Only Three Moosehead, Two Molson,

 and One Labatt Per Diem

Running for lieutenant-governor of Virginia on the 

Republican ticket, Bishop E. W. Jackson is claiming 

Barack Obama  will “force schools to start teaching 

all children homosexuality.”  Sounds unlikely, since 

courses in homosexuality are as hard, if not harder, 

than courses in solid geometry, and the flunkout 

rate is typically 90% or higher.

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #143

Illinois Review

"Hey, buddy, where are you headed?"

"To a duel with Rand Paul.  I'm a

former English teacher and I hate

plagiarizers!"

Baylor University student body president Wesley Hodges

does not approve of homosexual behavior, but he does

approve of Baptist behavior.

"Like coal mining, plagiarism is a dirty business, 

but somebody has to do it."

"If I were willing to surrender my seat as a Kentucky 

Senator, I would challenge Rachel Maddow to a duel

for all the asparagus she has cast on my character!"

Southern Lady's New Book Expected

to Sell Poorly in Old Confederacy

Southern Belle Disses Republican Base in Yankee Newspaper

Hemp had changed her whole perspective on life.

I Am Curious (Yellow)