Saturday, July 14, 2018

Trump Claims He Was in a
No Passing Zone
Yes, Sacha Baron Cohen tricked Joe Walsh into
 neglecting to say 'Simon Says' before 'We should arm
preschoolers'.
The Power Was Behind the
Drone
Trump Sez: "I guess when they put out blimps to make 
me feel unwelcome, no reason for me to go to London."
[It was more than blimps in London that made Trump
feel unwelcome.]

Friday, July 13, 2018

Hard to believe, but Trey Gowdy's mind
is even narrower than his head.
When Mr. Brexit Was Still in Nappies
The Dung Beetle Had Been Warned
Did you see what Melania was draped in when she
was received at Blenheim Palace?
 And then FDR added: "Tojo's fine. He's fine. 
We're all fine."
Open wider, Trump, so Paul Gosar can
read your body language.
Is prison turning Paul Manafort orange like
his old boss?
Dank Memes #9
Three Annoying Rocks
Who Is America? Said to Be a Remake of 
You Never Can Tell
J. C. Penney Sez: "I've known mannequins more animated
 than Melania."
Adventures in Aestheticism #67
Thought to Be Very Popular on Cartoon Network
Why Trump Is No Good at Cards
Baby Blimp's First Words
Shallow Man Over His Head in Deep State
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #138
Timothy Trybus

Thursday, July 12, 2018

Warm Scuzzies #819
Leon Cannizzaro
Warm Scuzzies #818
Tate Reeves
Are balloons safe for children?
Does Trump know there are one billion neutrinos going
 through his thumbnail every second?
Stormy Daniels Arrested for Motorboating Undercover
 Cop; Charges Dismissed After Injuries Were Determined 
to Not Be Life-Threatening
Forever after, they called him 'Shoeface Gowdy'.
Better Pick Up the Tempo, Old Man
Judgment at Nuremburg
William Rehnquist Sez:  "Brett Cavanaugh
is my kinda guy!"
Mr. Ty-D-Troll
Trump does a spot-on General Patton impression. 
Nixon would have loved it.
"One of the Best Films I've Seen This Year." 
~ The New Yorker
Little did Trump know that the monolith was a machine 
built by illegal extraterrestrials.
"Germany is the captive of Russia."
Adventures in Aestheticism #66
"Papa John, can you hear me?
Papa John, can you see me?
Papa John, can you find me in the night?"

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #187
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez: “John Kelly was 
displeased because he was expecting a full breakfast
 and there were only pastries and cheese.”
"Melania's nearly $800 heels feature pieces from 'hand-torn' 
Louboutin shopping bags under a P.V.C. sheet."
Wide-Angle Lense or Narrow-Angle Cranium?
With Emphasis on the 'Con'
Grim Fairy Tales #7
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Adventures in Aestheticism #65
Baron Vladimir Trumpsky
American NeoNazis, listen up!  Beate Tschaepe, 
Frankenstein's daughter and a German NeoNazi, 
has just been sentenced to life in prison.
Trump Begins to Realize He Has Been Dissing the
Wrong Acronym
Alex Azar Sez: "It is one of the great acts of 
American generosity and charity, what we are
 doing for these unaccompanied kids."
The Walmart Portrait Studio Experience®
Adventures in Aestheticism #64
Sacha Baron Cohen, Super Duper