Trump Claims He Was in a

No Passing Zone

Yes, Sacha Baron Cohen tricked Joe Walsh into

 neglecting to say 'Simon Says' before 'We should arm

preschoolers'.

The Power Was Behind the

Drone

Trump Sez: "I guess when they put out blimps to make 

me feel unwelcome, no reason for me to go to London."

[It was more than blimps in London that made Trump

feel unwelcome.]

Hard to believe, but Trey Gowdy's mind

is even narrower than his head.

When Mr. Brexit Was Still in Nappies

The Dung Beetle Had Been Warned

Did you see what Melania was draped in when she

was received at Blenheim Palace?

 And then FDR added: "Tojo's fine. He's fine. 

We're all fine."

Open wider, Trump, so Paul Gosar can

read your body language.

Is prison turning Paul Manafort orange like

his old boss?

Dank Memes #9

Three Annoying Rocks

Who Is America? Said to Be a Remake of 

You Never Can Tell

J. C. Penney Sez: "I've known mannequins more animated

 than Melania."

Adventures in Aestheticism #67

Thought to Be Very Popular on Cartoon Network

Why Trump Is No Good at Cards

Baby Blimp's First Words

Shallow Man Over His Head in Deep State

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #138

Timothy Trybus

Warm Scuzzies #819

Leon Cannizzaro

Warm Scuzzies #818

Tate Reeves

Are balloons safe for children?

Does Trump know there are one billion neutrinos going

 through his thumbnail every second?

Stormy Daniels Arrested for Motorboating Undercover

 Cop; Charges Dismissed After Injuries Were Determined 

to Not Be Life-Threatening

Forever after, they called him 'Shoeface Gowdy'.

Better Pick Up the Tempo, Old Man

Judgment at Nuremburg

William Rehnquist Sez:  "Brett Kavanaugh

is my kinda guy!"

Mr. Ty-D-Troll

Trump does a spot-on General Patton impression. 

Nixon would have loved it.

"One of the Best Films I've Seen This Year." 

~ The New Yorker

Little did Trump know that the monolith was a machine 

built by illegal extraterrestrials.

"Germany is the captive of Russia."

Adventures in Aestheticism #66

"Papa John, can you hear me?

Papa John, can you see me?

Papa John, can you find me in the night?"

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #187

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Sez: “John Kelly was 

displeased because he was expecting a full breakfast

 and there were only pastries and cheese.”

"Melania's nearly $800 heels feature pieces from 'hand-torn' 

Louboutin shopping bags under a P.V.C. sheet."

Wide-Angle Lense or Narrow-Angle Cranium?

With Emphasis on the 'Con'

Grim Fairy Tales #7

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Adventures in Aestheticism #65

Baron Vladimir Trumpsky

American NeoNazis, listen up!  Beate Tschaepe, 

Frankenstein's daughter and a German NeoNazi, 

has just been sentenced to life in prison.

Trump Begins to Realize He Has Been Dissing the

Wrong Acronym

Alex Azar Sez: "It is one of the great acts of 

American generosity and charity, what we are

 doing for these unaccompanied kids."

The Walmart Portrait Studio Experience®

Adventures in Aestheticism #64

Sacha Baron Cohen, Super Duper