Warm Scuzzies #590

Thomas Clare

Now That's Entertainment!

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #659

Anne Graham Lotz

Foster Friess says he’s decided to support Donald Trump 

because he doesn’t believe people should be judged 

based on their past, or even present, behavior. Rather, 

they should be judged based on the future outcome of 

dropping thousands of gold coins into a Wishing Well.

James O'Keefe's suit is unique: it's emptier when he puts it

 on than when he takes it off.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #135

Tarantulas on a Plane

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #175

"What's it like to go viral, Jack?"

Until you plowed through all 384 pages of this tome, 

you never knew how many there were.

The United States has the highest incarceration

rate in the world.  But that's not high enough

for the Senator from The Natural State.

Among his many endearing personality

traits, Donald Trump is a Cereal Liar.

World's Worst Yobs #359

Christian Toto

E. T. had tried to self-deport, but not quite fast enough.

Sign of the Times #67

In the year that politics was OUT and infotainment

 was IN, the national debate centered on who had

the biggest Twitter.

Bob Owens, Counterfeit Yankee

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #134

Terminator 6: Media Day

Remember Napoleon in Orwell's Animal Farm?  

Well, he's back.

And the tablets are made of Trumpstone for easy erasing

and re-carving.

The Philippines has elected Rodrigo 'The Punisher' Duterte. 

Will America follow suit?

Mainstream Media Gone Wilde

Yes, alas, there are probably more dumb Ed Rendells in 

America than smart ones.

A Poxalypse on All Their Houses!

"Isn't that Bedlam?"

"Yes, that's where the lunatics who draw up the 

Texas Republican Party Platform live."

It's not surprising George Zimmerman has insulted

Trayvon Martin's parents.  He insults the entire human

race by simply existing.

World's Worst Yobs #358

Hans Fiene

To become a leader in Trump's GOP you must first

learn to grovel.

Alex Jones Shortly Before He

Gave Birth to His 'Michelle

Obama Is a Trannie Who

Murdered Joan Rivers'

Conspiracy Theory

Arkansas Drone Just Moments Before Takeoff

"The Transgenders are coming!  

The Transgenders are coming!"

Last Seen on Extreme Car Hoarders

Maenad's at Play on the South Lawn of the 

Pajama Boy White House

M. C. Escher's Swamp Things

Remember: every time you laugh at the CIA, it will

'accidentally' destroy the 6,700 page torture report

again.

Sheldon Adelson Goes Rouge

Carlos Beruff, a Donald Trump-George Zimmerman

Kinda Guy

UFC Baseball!

Voting for Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson is like fighting

 terrorists with your bare hands or binge eating a loaf 

of Aged Cheddar from Widmer's Cheese Cellars.

It's generally recognized today that Donald Trump's greatest

achievement in sock puppetry was the Katrina Pierson Twins.

Little Known Fact #62

Gollum is a multi-billionaire who made his fortune

in casinos.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #82

Gill Parker Payne

The Pat McCrory Memorial Comfort Station

Temple Taggart (Miss Utah, 1997)  Sez:  "He kissed me

 directly on the lips. I thought, 'Oh my God, gross.' "

If viral videos of police brutality lead to more crime, 

then pictures of FBI Director James Comey lead to 

projectile verping.