GOP Putting in Place Election Theft Mechanisms

for 2022 and 2024

Stop the Steal Now in Its 10th Season!

High on Helium

Trump carried Texas in 2020 by 631,221 votes.

This Forensic Audit is being conducted 

satirically, just for laughs.

Like the Cyber Ninjas in Arizona, Plum Zany is 

'Just Asking Questions'.

Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #207

Behind the Bullet-Riddled 'Breastplate of Righteousness'

 Where Anti-Vaxxers Plot to Get Religious Exemptions

Humphrey Bogart in The Maltese Whatzit

really raised the bar in film noir.

Red Arrow Points to Secret Heart Gestures

Exchanged by Greg Abbott and Donald Trump

Batman and Robin are really getting a kick out of 

Lauren Boebert's Venmo Scandal.

Alexander Graham Bell Credited with Identifying

 the Telephony Syndrome

"Finally some good news in the delta-era of the 

pandemic. The U.S. might be able to avoid a 

huge winter surge, researchers say."

This dog barks every time it hears someone say,

'autonomous disillusionment'.

If we stop 'Death Shaming', what about the

Darwin Awards and the National Day of

Schadenfreude?

On Fido Friday, his dog liked to do its 

Narcissus impression.

'Border Patrol Suspends Horse Patrols

 in Del Rio, Texas'

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #918

Braxton Mitchell

United Stasis

Performance Anxiety

The Trump Brand Goes the Way of Kodak

 and Circuit City

Jesus walked on water.  You can walk on Holy Water.

Remember Strawberry Alarm Clock?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #917

Kent Christmas

"Former Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn 

referenced an article he read that claimed the medical 

establishment is planning to secretly put the 

Covid-19 vaccine in salad dressing."

Chris Roth, the CEO of Idaho's largest hospital, witnessed,

first hand, people at a school board meeting laughing at

the COVID epidemic.  "It was like," he says, "we’re seeing 

the de-evolution of humanity,"

Chad Staelens of Wichita Falls, Texas bit through a 

hospital security guard's thumb after he was asked to 

wear a mask.

See and Say

If the GOP refuses to nominate him in 2024, 

Trump will seriously consider running on the 

NeoScum Party ticket.

Eccentric Christian Being Persecuted in Colorado, Southern 

Idaho, Montana, Northern Nevada, North Dakota,

 Eastern Oregon, Utah and Wyoming

Haitian Bulldogging at the Texas Rodeo

Warm Scuzzies #1,079

Michael Eckerman

Zombies are moving faster and faster these days in an

attempt to stay one step ahead of  horny Trumpniks.

Chris Wikoff Sez:  "I was in a bed. I can't move, 

I can't breathe.  I was afraid I was going to die."

Kevin McCarthy's Latest Release

There's still hope for Bari Weiss.  The far Left hasn't

taken over David Horowitz's FrontPage Magazine yet.

Hunter Lowe, 26,  and Brandon Boone, 49, have been 

sent back to Louisiana for not showing proof of 

being homo sapiens.

Something to Consider #6

Can there ever be too much

election reform?

Things That Make Your Skin Crawl #16

Ted Cruz Putting the Make on Kyrsten Sinema

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #916

Tom Blackmer

Warm Scuzzies #1,078

Hang Time Sports Grill & Barr

When Zuckerberg Promised Trump to Champion

'State-Sanctioned Conservatism'

On January 6, Joseph Lino Padilla came in peace for

all mankind.

"I keep angels on my shoulders," 

Sidney Powell said cautiously.

Trump and McConnell's Icy Relationship Gets Even Icier

Mississippi's COVID-19 death rate is 309.6 per 100,000,

the highest in the United States.  In other words, there

 are a lot of Mississippians going to Heaven these days.

John Nolte says Howard Stern and Nancy Pelosi and 

CNN and Joe Biden are using reverse psychology to 

manipulate Trumpniks into not getting vaccinated, thereby 

increasing the likelihood they will die from COVID-19.

Four Things You Need to Know About How the New 

U.S.-U.K.-Australia Submarine Deal Affects the 

Meaning of Life

Worm Says He's 'Grateful' to Be Living 'Rent-Free' 

in Donald Trump's Head

Trump Odds to Win 2024 Presidential Race Improve Again

Remember Joni Ernst's Camo Pumps?