Saturday Afternoon Palate Cleanser

Archaeologists Unearth Fossilized Jawbone

of Paleolithic Hockey Player

World's Worst Jobs #75

Nicaraguan Plastic Bottle Recycler

Tucker to Start Singing for His Supper

"I must say, I'm a little envious. If I were slightly younger and

not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to

be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed.
It must be exciting for you in Afghanistan... in some ways

romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're

really making history, and we chickenhawks say 'Thanks!"

A lion not cowardly, but pococurante.

Camille had been warned a 'blue norther' was headed in

her direction. But she went for a swim anyway.

According to those in the know, 'cheecoting' is a game

played by Italians who haven't yet lost their marbles.

Why didn't she listen when you told her the pool

was filled with hydrochloric acid?

Kibongo had just heard the United States government's

national threat level is Elevated, or Yellow. He was very

worried that terrorists might attack him before he had

a chance to vote for John McCain in November.

So many chickens came home to roost at the White House

'La Grange' had to be played around the clock to make

them feel at home.

Don Juan Struts His Hour Upon the Stage,

Then Makes a Hasty Exit

Some people cross their fingers when they fib.

Other people cross their legs.

John Gibson, the Blond Bomber, KO'ed by Fox News

Some men use physical force to have sex with

women. They are called 'rapists'. Other men

use monetary force to have sex with women.

They are called 'customers.' Rapists go to jail.

Customers go to the Mayflower Hotel.

The Unexpurgated Bible #11

"And when Adam saw that Eve was pleasant to the eyes, and

made him feel wiser than a serpent, he took of her fruit,

and did eat."

Training a beagle to wink is like teaching a politician

to lick his own balls: difficult but not impossible.

Michael O'Hanlon Adopts Another Slender-Billed

Vulture Orphaned by the Iraq War

Music is Ashley Alexandra Dupré's first love. When asked

what her second love was, she only smiled and gave the

sign of the Vixen.

Iraqis Carrying Coffin of 'The Surge Is Working' Propaganda Campaign

Jimmy Durante

Jimmy Durante's Dog

If Geraldine was a white man, nobody would pay any attention to her.

She happens to be very lucky to be who she is.

Macbook Air Banned from European Fashion Shows for

Having a Body Mass Index Lower Than 18

Dr. Laura claims that Silda Spitzer could have saved

her husband's career had she only read this book.

It was the biggest 'two-two' the little boy had ever seen.

"Why is it called that?" he began to wonder.

"Sure, too much salt can kill you. But can you imagine

trying to set a land speed record if this were Bonneville

Pepper Flats?"

Official Lure of Washington, DC

Shaving was a damn bloody business before the invention of the

Party Says Beijing's Air Pollution Is Communist-Inspired,

Not Capitalist

Slow Day in the Chinese Parliament

To watch the skier fall on his ass, shake the snow globe vigorously.

New York Governor Busted in Emperor's Club

for Wearing New Clothes