"You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of insanity. A journey into a crazy land whose boundaries are that of fevered imagination. That's a signpost up ahead---your next stop: the Fox News Zone!"
Jay Bybee, author of one of the torture memos, is now a judge of the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit. It could have been worse. It's possible he would now be sitting on the Supreme Court, using his sophistic skills to torture the Constitution.
Fox News Headline #3 'Tea Party Protesters Gird for Possible Liberal Backlash' (Editor: "It's unclear to me if this is supposed to be a picture of girded Tea Party protesters or possible liberal backlashers.")
Why do you suppose it's so natural for Dana Perino, one of President Bush's press secretaries, to be hired by Burson-Marsteller, the global PR firm headed by Mark Penn, chief strategist for most of Hillary Clinton's unsuccessful campaign for President? Could it be Dana, like Mark, only got into politics for the money? Could be.
Looking at Edward Liddy's face is all it takes to understand why the CEO of AIG has spent millions of our tax dollars hiring top guns from Burson- Marsteller and Hill & Knowlton to burnish his clotted and lumpen image.
As you know, Thomas Paine is being held hostage on the Glenn Beck Program for the third straight day. Meanwhile, President Obama has just announced, “We remain resolved to halt the piracy of American history by Fox News." What will be the outcome of this protracted standoff? Stay tuned!
First it was General Patton saying, "We are going to go through Hitler like crap through a goose!" Then it was acoustic guitar virtuoso Leo Kottke saying that his voice sounded like "geese farts on a muggy day." No doubt about it, the time had come to change the rather negative 'Excremental Vision' of geese so prevalent in the popular mind. So these fine feathered friends agreed to hire a lobbyist who, in no time flat, had altered the public perception of geese to the much more positive 'Pâté de Foie GrasVision'.