Three Annoying Pet Rocks Taunt Ernie Bushmiller

After Escaping from Nancy Comic Strip

'Son of a Mitch' Now More Popular Than 'Son of a Bitch'

 as Vulgar Slang for an 'Objectionable, Despicable Person'

Tweety

Remember when megalomania was a bug, not a feature?

Israel and Saudi Arabia Continue Egging On American

 Bully to Beat Up on Iran

Although many Americans oppose Trump's proposal to 

ban flag burning, they are much more receptive to a ban 

on flag hugging.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders wants to be remembered

 for being 'transparent and honest'.  Stormy Daniels 

wants to be remembered as 'Our Lady of Perpetual

 Virginity'.

Upon leaving the White House, Sarah Huckabee Sanders

had two things on her mind:  rhinoplasty and insecticide.

Trump Uses PowerPoint Slide to Clarify His

Comments About Colluding with Russia in 2020

Trump Sez:  “We have our own Jackie O, 

it’s called Melania, Melania T.”

Treasury Secretary Lies About the Color of Money

First Indication That Trump May Be Losing

His Grip on the Extraterrestrial Vote

Neither of the oil tankers purportedly attacked 

by Iran in the Gulf of Oman belongs to an American

 company.  One belongs to a Norwegian company, 

the other to a Japanese company.  So, if anyone has 

an interest in starting a war with Iran, shouldn't 

it be Norway and/or Japan?

Trump's Golden Boy Begins to Hair Over

"This is a good young man," says Trump.  He needs to

get to know his son better.  Donald Trump, Jr. is, at 41,

middle-aged.

When truth has friends like these, it needs no enemies.

"It sucks to be hated," laments Louise Linton.  It must

suck even more to be Steve Mnuchin's third wife.

Trump Explains the White House Menu to the

Prince of Whales

Sources say Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be rolled back

to Arkansas by the end of June.

"In a packed program tonight, we will be talking 

to a contortionist from Indiana who says he has

a collection of over 100 bendable Gumbys."

Duncan Hunter has an 'Uh-Oh!' moment.

Visual Aid Used by Eight-Year-Old to Explain to 

His Friends What Trump Meant by 'Prince of Whales'

If you hear Trump say something nutty, you can say, as 

does Rick Santorum, that Trump was just using 'filler words'.

If Dolphins Can Hitch Rides on Whales, Then . . .

Drain the swamp and you discover it's

Alligator Snapping Turtles all the

way down.

To Kellyanne Conway, laws are like pie crusts,

made to be broken.

If you consider yourself an 'influencer',

you might want to add a Chernobyl

visit to your Bucket List.

As is apparent by now, Trump is lost in the 

jungle of his own mind, a jungle filled with 

a bewildering variety of mythical animals, 

legendary creatures, and imaginary beasts.

Don't Forget the Cheese!

"NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon. 

They should be focused on the much bigger things 

we are doing, including Mars."

"If Baron Vladimir Harkonnen offered me dirt on my

Democratic opponent in 2020, I'd take it."

The Pope gets cheesed.

"I take this detour from the road reluctantly,"

not realizing he had turned into a blind alley.

'On the Antiquity of Big Macs'

Adam

Had'em.

Recruiting Poster for the U. S. Army

in the Age of Trump

"I assert executive privilege over everything!"

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God's protection was not enough.

Chick-fil-A® is now protected by

the Great State of Texas.

What Inspired This Young Man to Build

a Better Mousetrap

Maybe Trump will name Michelle Malkin as

camp commandant.

Infernal Polling Data Shows Trump Big Favorite

 of Those Damned to Hell for All Eternity

"Walk a mile in my shoes
just walk a mile in my shoes
Before you abuse, criticize and accuse
Then walk a mile in my shoes."

Trump's Favorite Eau de Toilette

Trump's Secret Agreement with Mexico

Know Your Statues

Jared Kushner's 'Opaque Offshore Vehicle'

Mohammed bin Salman's 439-foot yacht features

Leonard da Vinci's 'Rubber Duck', a painting

valued at $450 million.

If the Boogerman doesn't get you,

George Soros will!

Complaining makes Howard Kurtz look like

he could use a good antiperspirant.

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