Warm Scuzzies #992

Joseph Epstein

Howard the Duck's Brother

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #849

Bob Good

<"Trump rally crowd boos Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro

 before chanting ‘Destroy the GOP’">  There's blood in 

the water!  It's a feeding frenzy!  It's Shark Week!

Furious Trump Launches Fresh Assault on Supreme Court

Sick and tired of pigeons and grackles?  

Sounds like you might be in the market

 for a Flamethrower Drone.

If Trump decides to run for President 

 in 2024, Adolf Hitler suggests that

he could energize his base by wearing

Lederhosen.

Allen West, Seditious Carpetbagger

GOP Releases the Kraken!

Devin Nunes Tests Positive for COVID-19,

Does His Part for Herd Immunity

Even in defeat, Trump was a scene-stealer.

Trump wants to know who sent him the big jar

of Sour Grapes for Christmas.

Blowback 2020

Mothers, don't let your sons grow up to be like

Chip Roy.

Chip Roy is one of the Texas Pig People.

Getting by on $174,000 per annum is simply

too much to ask of this Republican.

Rich Euphemistic Atheist's Vanity Plate

In the last days of White Hegemony, the People's House

was repainted.

The technical term for this condition is 'Scrotal Panic'.

There's nothing quite so distressing as a woke cat.

For those who may be considering Perineum Sunning,

 keep in mind that a sunburned asshole is a definite no-no.

Choices, Choices!

Is Perineum Sunning right for you?

Time for the Texas Ag Commish to Head to

Oklahoma for Another 'Jesus Shot'

Will Trump Flee the Galaxy?

Frosty the Snowman's Nose Job Goes South

Shades of Oil Can Harry!

God is such a Merry Prankster.

Israeli 'Man in Black' Suggests Trump Re-Election

Bid May Go Intergalactic

Texas Attorney-General Ken Paxton,

Performative Leg-Humper

CEO Sundar Pichu's Apology Doesn't Cut It: 

Was It Gaslighting or Googlelighting?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #848

John Eastman

While they're at it, the Russians could grant 

political asylum to Moscow Mitch McConnell

as well.

If you need intensive care, it looks like now

is not a good time to need it.  Take care.

Mellissa Carone Sez:  "The Obamas funded that Wuhan lab

 to make COVID."

You Live by Trumpenstein's Monster

You Die by Trumpenstein's Monster

Journal of the Plague Year 2020

Ken Paxton Fishing for Pardon by

Assisting Donald Trump in 

Reversing Election Outcome

Kayleigh McEnany Sez:  “Governor Kemp is no different 

than Stacey Abrams right now. She did this consent decree, 

and by not doing this, Governor Kemp is Stacey Abrams 

and that is despicable.”

Pope On a Rope Holding Pope-On-a-Rope

If you can't threaten someone with death from

COVID-19 and change their behavior, what 

would work?

This is your Republican Party, America.  

Love it or leave it!

Experts agree that the only way to get Trump to

leave the White House is to lure him out.

Trumpniks don't wear masks because they don't 

have the 'vibrational frequencies' to get COVID-19.

The Slurry with the Fringe on Top

There's Nothing Quite Like a HO HO HO

Abu Ahmad al-Chihuahua does not

laugh at Al-Qaida jokes.

War Over Height of Mount Everest

Narrowly Averted

Boy Trump

"The objective fact is I believe Trump probably

 did actually carry Georgia,” said Newt Gingrich.

Sorry, Newt, but it's not objective, it's not a fact,

and it's neither probable nor actual that Trump 

carried Georgia.  It's just what you believe.