Terror Weapon, Exploding Q-Tips
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Tim Russert said, "This is the third most humbling day
in my life. The second was in 2005, when it was revealed
I recycle my commencement addresses. The first was in 1985,
when I was granted a private audience with the Holy Father
and he kept calling me 'Little Big Russ'."
Friday, March 16, 2007
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Rights and Interests, you are encouraged to regress to
childhood and throw a hissy fit if you have a complaint.
This man, for instance, is bawling like a baby because
he was sold a defective air conditioner.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Queen Elizabeth. So she turned fate to her advantage
by winning an Academy Award for Best Actress for her
performance in The Queen. It was a textbook example
of turning a sow's ear into a silk purse.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
cause of today's military manpower shortage, Social
Security crisis, and illegal immigration. He also
believes that raising your right arm and saying, "Sieg
Heil," just means "Have a nice day."