From Stormy Daniels's Tell-All Pièce de Résistance, 

Dangerously Cheesy

Trump's Opioid Plan Delivers Red Meat to GOP Base

Bad News for Big Pharma, Especially Johnson & Johnson, 

Purdue, Cephalon, Teva, and Janssen

Trump to Replace National Security Adviser McMaster

 with Someone More 'Fun'

Warm Scuzzies #785

Greenbrier (Arkansas) Public Schools

Beware the Beady-Eyed Retaliator

"Who's hiding behind the Killer Klown mask?"

"Kris Kobach."

"Wow! How did you guess?"

If you Journey to the Center of 20,000 Leagues

Beneath the Ocean Floor, here's what you'll find.

To remain undetected, guns should always

be hidden in plain sight.

Donald, Please

Tom Corbett, Space Cadet, Excited

about Donald Trump, Bone-Spur Cadet,

and His 'Space Force' National Security 

Strategy

Warm Scuzzies #784

Todd Entrekin

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #722

Sheila Zilinsky

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #156

Weekend Vigilante

Ben Carson Caught in Big Lie, Did Not Win $31,000 

Dining Room Set by Choosing What Was Behind Door

 No. 3 on The Price Is Right

Who said, "I'm a person who has a hard time saying no, 

and it gets me into trouble because I sometimes 

overreach"---Tony Montana or Larry Kudlow?

Time Tourist #10

Trump didn't find out until he saw it on Fox and Friends 

that he had been impeached.

Matthew Heimbach, Trumpnik and White Nationalist, 

Charged with Felony Count of Domestic Battery in the 

Presence of a Child

Teacher Trained in Firearms Accidentally Fires Gun; 

At Least One Student Injured

Tattoo Worn by Members of the Russian

Affiliate of the MS-13 Gang

"What's it like, Mr. Saccone, to have your ass kicked by a

Lamb?"

Scott Pruitt Spent $43,000 on a Soundproof Booth

 for His Office

Our problem isn't The Kids in the Hall.

It's The Adults in the Room.

Heather Nauert, the State Department's New Under Secretary 

for Fox and Friends Diplomacy

Tom Homan Sez: "My flag pin is in the shop for repairs."

"What do you think of Trump's new hat for 2020?"

"GAG?"

"Yeah, it's the abbreviation for 

'Glorify America's Greatness'."

Trump says he prefers a wall coated with his own slime

because it would be the hardest to climb.

Stinky Zinke's Reaction to Questions About the $139,000 

He Spent to Upgrade Three Sets of Double Doors in His 

Private Office

Q: "As Secretary of State, Mr. Pompeo, what geopolitical 

strategy would be best for America?"

A: "Jesus Christ our Savior is truly the only solution

 for our world."

"Bill Dix."

"He does?"

"Yes, so much so that he was forced to resign from

the Iowa Senate."

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #169

Gina Haspel, She-Wolf of the CIA

"That's 'Homan', not 'Human'," he said cold-bloodedly.

Iguana Go Home

Johnny McEntee, Trump’s Personal Assistant, 

Fired and Booted Out of White House

Who knew Trump had time to

write a book?

"No one is loyal to Trump --— he is too indecent a human

 being to attract such normal personal attachments." 

                                                     

                                                  --- Eliot Cohen

Lessons Learned, or

Trump Gives Tillerson the Gas

"And don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!"

Idaho Governor Not Backing Down on

Plan to Dominate Obamacare

Donald Trump, Jr. Denies Establishing Secret 

Backchannel with Chocolate Rabbits

Make America Bray Again!

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #129

Amy Wax

Music to Lurk By

New Mascot of the Department of the Interior

"Schools are made up of individual students attending them."

Recessive Gene from Sgt. Schultz Kicks In

Restoration of Davidic Monarchy Underway at

Goldman Sachs

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #111

Damon Linker

I Saw the Secretary of Edumacation On My

Television Last Night

Breakfast of Studmuffins