"They say the neon lights are bright
On Broadway."

Warm Scuzzies #752

Mary Franson

"He said he absolutely did not meddle in our election. 

He did not do what they are saying he did."

Fox News Legal Analyst Sez: “I found Moore's answers to 

be unconvincing and implausible, his entire story to be, in a 

word, unbelievable. Which means he’s lying.”

[When a wingnut loses Fox, he's a goner.]

Insult-O-Matic Concerned That Putin Feels

 'Very Insulted' By Russian Election 

Interference Charges

To Russia, with Love

"I'm sorry to inform you that your brain 

has been Hannitized."

"Let what just happened to Roy Moore be a lesson to you all!"

Moments Before Kathleen Hartnett White's Hair

Took Wing and Flew Away

Alabama Fundamentalist Jettisons Belief in Virgin Birth by 

Claiming Joseph the Adult Carpenter and Mary the 

Teenager Were Jesus' Parents

Inventor Says 'Thoughts and Prayers Machine' Will

Save Americans 75 Million Person-Hours Annually

"You can't fake the Trump agenda. It is a winning agenda 

This is the agenda America needs now!"

"I give China great credit for raping our country and

 perpetrating the greatest theft in the history of the world. 

I blame past administrations for allowing this to take place."

"Oy vey, I didn't suffer six broken ribs and pleural effusion 

from 'landscaping issues'!"

The asymmetry of the Sarah Huckabee Sanders eyes

is really quite alarming.

Trump Cited for International Osculation Protocol Violation

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #707

Matt Gaetz

Recently-Declassified Photograph #45

Slide from a PowerPoint Show Jesus Used During His 

TransJordan Ministry

In the Year of Recompence for Trump

The Loneliness of the Web-Enabled Crown Prince

"I came in like a wrecking ball

All I wanted was to break your walls."

Chris Christie Gets in Argument with Constituent Outside

 Polling Place, Says His Approval Rating Is 15%, not 14%

Maine Referendum to Expand Obamacare Tells 

Governor LePage to Take His Veto and Shove It

Trump Blames GOP Losses in Virginia on His 11-Minute 

Twitter Blackout on November 2

Black Lives Matter Activist Wins Charlotte

City Council Seat

Right about then, Maria Bartiromo made like a Bird of

Paradise and flew up Rupert Murdoch's fundament.

William McGurn wants you to know that his thoughts

and prayers carry more weight than yours do.

In an Ohio town that's 92% White, Trumpnik Mayor Tom

 Coyne, who brushes his entire body with Ultra White, goes

 down in a crushing defeat.

Virginia to Alabama: 'Send Roy Moore

Back to the Funny Farm'

For Taylor Swift to be the Stroke Queen of

White Supremacists, NeoNazis, and 

Aryan Firsters is not at all surprising.

Robert Marshall, Virginia's 'Chief Homophobe' and

Conservative Warrior for the Laws of Nature, 

Becomes Politically Extinct

Man with Personality of a Boiled Turnip Defeats Man

with Personality of a Rotten Egg for Governor of

Virginia

When he went online, he always kept two of these handy,

one for each hand.

In Carter Page, the Ph.D. finally

met its match.

Petty Larsony

Trump in South Korea to Play Let's Make a Deal

Swift Supremacist Threatens to Sue

Critic of Song Lyrics

"Who's that?"

"It's a Trump voter who was played the fool

by Russian Facebook trolls."

White House Says Too Soon to Talk about the 

Earth Exploding

Journalism Made Easy

Adventures in Lexicology #22

Woolerygathering (wuləriˈɡæðərɪŋ), n. Indulgence in

 mindless thought or dreamy imagining of Mr. Dingle

 spinning the Wheel of Fortune. [Chuck is woolery-

gathering again.]

When asked why he confessed to sins he didn't even commit, 

Carter Page replied, "I just get a kick out of fessing up,

especially on camera."

Gaffemaster Perry Performing 'Straight Outta My Mind'

As has now become apparent, the election of Trump 

in 2016 was in reality a Russian coup d'état.

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #706

Hans Fiene

Wilbur Ross, Trump's Commerce Secretary and billionaire

 tax evader, has begun to hibernate early this year.

Warm Scuzzies #751

Sean Dwyer

Greg Abbott in the Hands of an Angry Gollum

Googling Before Electricity Was Discovered

At this very moment, a copycat killer could be buying

a Ruger AR-556 from Academy Sports, just like

Devin Kelley did. It's only $649.99!