Spring is here, so it's time for

Fearguth to head to the 

Easter Island Music

Festival.  As a consequence,

he will be offline until

April 14.

Republican Governor's Star Suddenly Less Scientific

Isn't it fascinating how today's Republicans attack Democrats

 for behaving like yesterday's Republicans?  Example: 

"Senate GOP Slams Democrats for Using 'Watergate-Era 

Tactics'".

Suspicious Vehicle Near White House Investigated

If you meet a four-year-old on the road, 

consider him armed and dangerous.

You can always tell an 'Accidental Racist' by the

funny hat he wears.

Rescued Hiker Hallucinated Monty Python Attack

"There are days when politics just gives me the sheets!"

Warm Scuzzies #383

William Lee Blakely

As you can see, Mitch McConnell is really 

'bugged' by the 'political left'.

"The Maggie I Knew"

World's Worst Yobs #283

Steve Moore

Klaatu had begun to suspect that when he wasn't looking,

Gort the Robot became Sparky the Wonder Penguin.

Calling All Hagiographers!  The Iron Lady Is Dead!

Warm Scuzzies #382

Lt. Gen. Craig Franklin

Flying Spaghetti Monster Robs Bank Using

Pasta Sauce

Jenna Jameson has hands like Ann

Coulter's.  Definitely Not of this

Earth.

"Hey, I would like to sing you a love song, like

'I've Got You Under My Skin'.  But like an Egyptian

mummy, I'm pressed for time.  So see you later, 

alligator!"

Beyoncé Knowles-Carter (aka Beyoncé) and Shawn 

Carter (aka Jay-Z) Miraculously Survive Visit to 

Cuba; Two Republican Legislators from Florida 

Outraged, Claim It Made Their Butts Itch

Suppose that St. Peter, instead

of dying upside down on a cross 

(as tradition has it), had been

an African-American who

died upside down by

lethal injection.  Wouldn't

that throw a wrench into

the gears of Catholic

soteriology?

Iron Man Sez:  "The suspense is killing me!  What's 

keeping us from starting the 2016 presidential race 

NOW?"

[It's certainly not the people who imagine

themselves living three years in the future,

is it?]

Remember the Good Ol' Days when the future Governor 

of Georgia and his son---armed with baseball bat and re-

volver---could chase an African-American man with

impunity?  "Can't," you say.  Well, shame on you!  

You're obviously not old enough to remember!"

Oxymorons for Our Time #151

Holy Shit!

"The politics of self-deportation are 

behind us," Senator Graham said.

"The politics of self-teleportation are

ahead of us," he added.

Kim Jong-Gun

Box of Chocolates

Box of Eichmann

Warm Scuzzies #381

Dan Halloran

Governor of Connecticut Says Wayne LaPierre Looks

Like Member of Insane Clown Posse

Remember:  the word, 'sarcasm', comes from

 the Greek, σαρκασμός (sarkasmos), which is 

taken from the word, σαρκάζειν (sarkadzein),

 meaning 'to tear flesh, bite the lips in 

rage, sneer'.  We all remember how Doug

Piranha used sarcasm to terrify Luigi

Vercotti, don't we?

"Eleven children and a woman were killed by an air strike 

during a NATO operation targeting Taliban commanders 

in eastern Afghanistan."  Oopsy daisy!

Bad Guy without Gun Uses Good Guy's Gun to 

Murder Good Guy and Commit Suicide Inside 

Police Station