After immersing herself in the rightist blogosphere over the past week, Shawna Forde--Executive Director of Minutemen American Defense--became convinced that her arrest today for murder, burglary, and aggravated assault was due to inchoate leftist tendencies educed by the election of President Barack Obama. She was comforted with the knowledge that she wasn't alone, that she was joined by James Von Brunn, Scott Roeder, and Jim Adkisson in suffering a similar fate.
The GOP pachyderm is looking more and more like a wooly mammoth these days. Is this a sign of the imminent extinction of the Republican Party or evidence that Al Gore may be wrong about global warming?
Even though he is a numbskull global-warming denier,
you have to give John Coleman, founder of the The Weather Channel, credit for making a fortune selling
to Americans what they already had plenty of, namely,
Dan Collins--of Protein Wisdom renown--has just learned he is the recipient of the Wicked Words of the Week Award for his invectivorous locutions relative to Dave Letterman's dissing of Sarah Palin and daughter, including "scum- sucking morons," "gutter-dwelling hobgoblins of putrescence," and "a 27th level nasty cocksucker priest of vicious filth." Congratulations, Dan!