Are L. Ron Hubbard and Donald Trump twins separated at

 birth, or have they both reached Operating Thetan Level VIII?

Would someone please tell Lindsey Graham

his tongue is not his most attractive feature?

"I can't flick this booger off the end

of my finger."

World's Worst Yobs #336

David Graham

Isn't that a 'Made in China' sticker

on Donald Trump's cap?

It's made obvious that Trump is an insecure person by the 

fact he keeps boasting about how many chins he has.

Ted Cruz Defies Decorum, Says McConnell's

Lying on Senate Floor

"Stick with me, kid, and you can have hair made of 

spun gold, too."

"When I say, 'I'm horny', it's not just a figure of speech."

Hulk Smashed!

Should we call Trump's threat to run as a third-party 

candidate unless the GOP nominates him blackmail, 

extortion, kidnapping, or hostage-taking?

World's Worst Yoobs #155

Paula Bolyard

Old Men with Guns #26

John Russell Houser

Powerless to express their feelings of resentment, frustration, 

and hostility directly, the insulted and injured express 

them vicariously by waving the Confederate flag or by 

cheering the vociferations of Donald Trump.

New Colorado State Seal

"American woman, stay away from me

American woman, mama, let me be

Don't come a-hangin' around my door

I don't wanna see your face no more

I got more important things to do

Than spend my time growin' old with you

Now woman, I said stay away

American woman, listen what I say."

Most Popular Pet Owned by

Angry White Men

PETS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Smartphones) 

Call for Boycot of Lindsey Graham Campaign

Lindsey Graham Doing His Sultan of Swat Impression

Remember They Live, the 80s sci-fi flick where if you wore 

special sunglasses, you could see The Truth, the subliminal 

messages embedded in mass media? 

Well, here's what the sign Bob Welch is holding really says.

Marco Rubio Sez:  “We already have a president now that 

has no class. It’s important to have a presidency that 

restores dignity and class to the White House."

[At least our current President doesn't

suffer from xerostomia.]

World's Worst Yobs #335

Kurt Schlichter

What $21 Million Looks Like

in the Desert

"Feed me!" said the troll.

Alas, Brian Kilmeade, even if we were to 'clear the waters', 

we'd still have to deal with Land Sharks.

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #68

Andy Hallinan

Even as a child, Donald Trump was the most militaristic 

kid on the block.

Kentucky Leatherface Shreds Tax Code with

Chainsaw

John Kasich's First Big Hurdle: 

His Image as 'The Jerk'

If you live long enough, the amount of knowledge and the 

number of skills you worked so hard to obtain and develop 

which have become obsolete is enough to turn you against 

old age.

Should Not Be Confused with a Bookmobile!

World's Worst Yoobs #154

Amy Miller

What is Miley Cyrus doing in Donald Trump's mouth?

If Donald Trump Were a Pigeon

Of Donald Trump Dostoevsky's Nastasya Filipovna 

might have said, "His vanity is even greater than his 

lust for money."

Too late, Texans realized that while the Jade Helm 

Conspiracy was imaginary, the Helm Jade Conspiracy 

was real.

What a Difference an 'L' Makes

Scott Walker, a Know-Nothing for Our Time

Actually, the bad kid with the rock---the one who throws 

first---isn't taking any chances and is merely launching 

a pre-emptive strike, like the U.S. did in Iraq.

Economist Tyler Cowen writes: "We all overinvest in 

non-diversified mood affiliation portfolios." That's his

way of saying, "We're all biased."  Fifty years ago, it was 

called 'Selective Exposure'. More recently, it was called 

'Confirmation Bias'. Tyler Cowen calls it 'Mood Affiliation'. 

Same concept, different terminology. Reminds me of 

the Gershwin tune: 

"You like potato and I like potahto,

You like tomato and I like tomahto,

Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!

Let's call the whole thing off!"