Saturday, November 04, 2017

On the way to Pearl Harbor that day, something was
 different about Air Force One, but no one seemed to notice.
She always took song lyrics literally. So when she heard
'Put on a Happy Face', she did.
Like Harvey Weinstein and Roger Ailes, Hamilton Fish
V apparently believes that in order to be a sexual
predator, you have to be ugly.
Trump's Attorney Sez: "We’ll challenge Mueller
 if he investigates old bowling trophies."
The Special Counsel Never Sleeps
"Bumfuck Mercer, this is the IRS. At the sound of
the tone, you will owe $7 billion in back taxes."

Friday, November 03, 2017

Day 287 of the Trump Administration happens to also be
National Shit Sandwich Day. What a coincidence!
Something ominous has appeared in the Lincoln Bath in
 the White House.
Sessions Showing Signs of PMS*
[*Peeping Mueller Syndrome]
Everything You Always Wanted to Know
 About the GOP Tax Cut Plan* 
(*But Were Afraid to Ask)
Big Bigots, Little Bigots #119
Joe Briggs
Anus Mirabilis
The Hair of the Cat

Thursday, November 02, 2017

"Would it be fair to say, Speaker Ryan, that the GOP tax 
cut plan, if enacted, would result in  the Brownbacking
 of America?"
When he heard, 'Tax Cuts!', Pavlov's dog didn't salivate;
he licked his balls.
Aggie Logic
Christo was a virtual unknown when he
wrapped the statue of Robert E. Lee in
Richmond, Virginia in 1890.
Mary Pat Christie doesn't just drive distracted.
Push the Uranium One conspiracy theory hard enough
and you become so radioactive you glow in the dark.
The world waits for Trump to call Scott Ostrem, who
shot three people dead at random in a Colorado Walmart,
an animal who should be sent to Gitmo.
Sam Clovis, Poster Boy for 'Yoooge Tent Republicanism', 
Withdraws USDA Nomination
Trump Suffering from PMS*
 [*Peeping Mueller Syndrome]
Not for the Faint of Heart
Shadow Play is said to be a very popular pastime 
in the Kremlin.

Wednesday, November 01, 2017

"People are saying it's not just graffiti; it's more like 
a Banksy."
Trump Attempts to One-Up Mueller Probe with
Debut of New Trump Brand Pure Pork Sausage
Navy Ship Collisions Blamed on Multiple Failures to
Not Hit Anything
Unable to land a gig with Sinclair Broadcasting, Bill
O'Reilly was forced to take up palmistry.
"How was I supposed to know that JFK and Kennedy
weren't two different Presidents? History isn't perfect,
you know!"
"In a recent interview, John Boehner, a fellow Ohioan and
Republican, said, 'Fuck Jim Jordan. He's an asshole, a
legislative terrorist'. Why would he say that?"
Cartoon Stone About to Be Smacked
by Cartoon Anvil
John Kelly and Seb Gorka Hammer Out Trump 
Administration Foreign Policy Vis-√†-Vis Confederate
 States of America
Donald Trump, Jr. Claims He Only Stole the 'Super Disgusting' 
Halloween Candy from His Children: the Milk Duds, Hot Tamales, 
Necco Wafers, and Candy Corn
Trump Blames Tinky Winky for 
New York City Terror Attack

Tuesday, October 31, 2017

When Corey Lewandowski said he couldn't remember 
George Papadopoulos, his co-workers started calling him 
'Absent-Minded Heydrich' behind his back.
Yet Another Proof of the Co-Existence of Therapods and
Homo Sapiens
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #705
Steve Yeater
One of the advantages of longevity is you get to
see history repeat itself over and over.
Hillary Clinton's Halloween costume this year is 
Trump praying for Sean Hannity.
Are you just 12 felony indictments shy
of Manafortian happiness?
Uncle Fester and Aunt Hickabee Wish You a
Merry Halloween
World's Worst Jobs #143
Indian Rubbish Sifter
"'The lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War'.
 Ha-ha! That John Kelly --- he should do stand-up!"
General Kelly, some say, is an 
honorable man.
Look at this face and you'll understand why Mike Pence
 doesn't need to wear a mask to scare the children on 
Halloween.
By order of Trump, the Statue of 
Incarceration will replace the 
Statue of Liberty in New York
 Harbor.
Is Halloween supposed to be this scary?
"Oh, America, no tears, please. 
It's a waste of good suffering!"
Meet Trumpert Murdoch
Fruit Salad Chef in Trump Junta Calls for Special Counsel to 
Investigate a Russian Company That Bought a Canadian 
Firm That Owned 20% of U.S. Uranium