On the way to Pearl Harbor that day, something was

 different about Air Force One, but no one seemed to notice.

She always took song lyrics literally. So when she heard

'Put on a Happy Face', she did.

Like Harvey Weinstein and Roger Ailes, Hamilton Fish

V apparently believes that in order to be a sexual

predator, you have to be ugly.

Trump's Attorney Sez: "We’ll challenge Mueller

 if he investigates old bowling trophies."

The Special Counsel Never Sleeps

"Bumfuck Mercer, this is the IRS. At the sound of

the tone, you will owe $7 billion in back taxes."

Day 287 of the Trump Administration happens to also be

National Shit Sandwich Day. What a coincidence!

Something ominous has appeared in the Lincoln Bath in

 the White House.

Sessions Showing Signs of PMS*

[*Peeping Mueller Syndrome]

Everything You Always Wanted to Know

 About the GOP Tax Cut Plan* 

(*But Were Afraid to Ask)

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #119

Joe Briggs

Anus Mirabilis

The Hair of the Cat

"Would it be fair to say, Speaker Ryan, that the GOP tax 

cut plan, if enacted, would result in  the Brownbacking

 of America?"

When he heard, 'Tax Cuts!', Pavlov's dog didn't salivate;

he licked his balls.

Aggie Logic

Christo was a virtual unknown when he

wrapped the statue of Robert E. Lee in

Richmond, Virginia in 1890.

Mary Pat Christie doesn't just drive distracted.

Push the Uranium One conspiracy theory hard enough

and you become so radioactive you glow in the dark.

The world waits for Trump to call Scott Ostrem, who

shot three people dead at random in a Colorado Walmart,

an animal who should be sent to Gitmo.

Sam Clovis, Poster Boy for 'Yoooge Tent Republicanism', 

Withdraws USDA Nomination

Trump Suffering from PMS*

 [*Peeping Mueller Syndrome]

Not for the Faint of Heart

Shadow Play is said to be a very popular pastime 

in the Kremlin.

"People are saying it's not just graffiti; it's more like 

a Banksy."

Trump Attempts to One-Up Mueller Probe with

Debut of New Trump Brand Pure Pork Sausage

Navy Ship Collisions Blamed on Multiple Failures to

Not Hit Anything

Unable to land a gig with Sinclair Broadcasting, Bill

O'Reilly was forced to take up palmistry.

"How was I supposed to know that JFK and Kennedy

weren't two different Presidents? History isn't perfect,

you know!"

"In a recent interview, John Boehner, a fellow Ohioan and

Republican, said, 'Fuck Jim Jordan. He's an asshole, a

legislative terrorist'. Why would he say that?"

Cartoon Stone About to Be Smacked

by Cartoon Anvil

John Kelly and Seb Gorka Hammer Out Trump 

Administration Foreign Policy Vis-à-Vis Confederate

 States of America

Donald Trump, Jr. Claims He Only Stole the 'Super Disgusting' 

Halloween Candy from His Children: the Milk Duds, Hot Tamales, 

Necco Wafers, and Candy Corn

Trump Blames Tinky Winky for 

New York City Terror Attack

When Corey Lewandowski said he couldn't remember 

George Papadopoulos, his co-workers started calling him 

'Absent-Minded Heydrich' behind his back.

Yet Another Proof of the Co-Existence of Therapods and

Homo Sapiens

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #705

Steve Yeater

One of the advantages of longevity is you get to

see history repeat itself over and over.

Hillary Clinton's Halloween costume this year is 

Trump praying for Sean Hannity.

Are you just 12 felony indictments shy

of Manafortian happiness?

Uncle Fester and Aunt Hickabee Wish You a

Merry Halloween

World's Worst Jobs #143

Indian Rubbish Sifter

"'The lack of an ability to compromise led to the Civil War'.

 Ha-ha! That John Kelly --- he should do stand-up!"

General Kelly, some say, is an 

honorable man.

Look at this face and you'll understand why Mike Pence

 doesn't need to wear a mask to scare the children on 

Halloween.

By order of Trump, the Statue of 

Incarceration will replace the 

Statue of Liberty in New York

 Harbor.

Is Halloween supposed to be this scary?

"Oh, America, no tears, please. 

It's a waste of good suffering!"

Meet Trumpert Murdoch

Fruit Salad Chef in Trump Junta Calls for Special Counsel to 

Investigate a Russian Company That Bought a Canadian 

Firm That Owned 20% of U.S. Uranium