When he was younger, he needed to put only one tiger in 

his tank.  Now, three tigers were not enough.

Even Scott Walker's face is crooked.

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #98

The Importance of Being Earnest 3:  Just Joshing!

Rightbloggers and Other 

Internet Biohazards #149

Don't Comply

American Schutzstaffel #36

Warm Scuzzies #471

Sheriff Joey Terrell

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There are 'absolute tragedies', like the UCSB massacre, and

there are 'unfortunate accidents', like Joni Ernst's Iowa 

senatorial campaign.

No Photobombers Allowed!

Call 1-900-MIX-A-LOT and Reince Priebus will talk

dirty politics with you for only $5,000 a minute.

Rude Rhymes #71

Ugly Cur

Richard Burr

Due to Premature Definition, experts fail once

 again to fully define Premature Ejaculation.

“Take me to fucking court because I don’t care!" ex-

claimed La Vista Mayor Douglas Kindig, a fucking 

Christian. "Minorities are not going to run my city!"

What Senator Cruz Is Pointing Out Today #4

A Zombeaver

Rude Rhymes #70

Dumb and Dumber

Joe the Plumber

Time's Sorrowful Weary Wheel

"Honey, there's a monk at the door who says Hillary

 Clinton is 'old and stale'.  I'd crush his nuts but he claims 

he's a eunuch."

American Schutzstaffel #35

If, as Pete Hegseth of Fox News claims, 'Redskins' is 'a term

of respect', then, in order to show equal respect for other

races and skin colors, the NFL should rename the 

Baltimore Ravens the Baltimore 'Blackskins', the 

Cleveland Browns the Cleveland 'Brownskins', and 

the Minnesota Vikings the Minnesota 'Whiteskins'.

Breitbart Contributor Warner Todd Huston Wants

to Keep Sex Out of  College Walrus Studies

Whiteworld #18

Judge Bill Weisenberger is a proud member

of the Mississippi Albinocracy.

Who needs Al-Qaida to terrorize America when

 it has Elliott Rodger, Adam Lanza, James Holmes, 

 Aaron Alexis, Seung-Hui Cho, George Hennard, 

James Loughner, etc., etc., ad infinitum?

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #575

Dr. Robi Ludwig

Trigger Warning

"Mitch is looking pussy whipped these days."

"Yeah, you should see his cock."

Chocolate Tycoon Claims Victory in Ukrainian Election

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #41

Dave Wilson

Palinontologists are divided whether Sarah rode dinosaurs

bareback or saddleback.

Dilly Dalí

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #574

David McKinley

It didn't happen overnight, but there was no longer any 

doubt about it:  Michael Kinsley had joined the Pod People.

Alex Jones' sole raison d'etre is to make Glenn Beck

look sane by comparison.