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Donald Trump Reveals All the Naughty Bits About 

World Leaders and Identifies His Favorite Dictator

The only thing more powerful than Thor's Hammer is 

Trump's Sharpie.

Had the thinker been totally pantsed, or

was he just dreaming?

Trump's Bucket List

Rand Paul feuding with Liz Cheney is like a white rhino 

butting heads with a water buffalo.

Trump Blames Skin Tone on One-Night Stand

with Minute Maid

Baltimore Rolls Out the Rat Carpet for Trump

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #780

Briscoe Cain

Mascot of the 2020 Presidential Campaign

Imhotep Makes His Move

Will Reverse Ageism hurt Bernie Sanders's chances in

 the race for the Democratic presidential nomination?

"The monster is apparently triggered by the word, 

'Kardashian', Dr. Frankenstein."

The Trump Family's Most Precious Heirloom

If you hear someone singing 'Bringing in

the Sheaves' tonight, it just might be

Jason Voorhees.

If you're this close to your toilet paper, 

you're too damn close.

Rude Frenchman from Monty Python Sketch Taunts 

Bilious American a Second Time

The Unexpurgated Bible #173

"And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, 

he was taken up; and a cloud received Andrew Yang out 

of their sight."

Instead of debates, the RNC will stage a series of 

Trump vs. Pieface slugfests around the country in 

the run-up to the Republican National Convention

in Charlotte next August.

Jerry Falwell, Jr. and Donald Trump Doing Their 

Ethel Mertz and Lucy Ricardo Impression

It was the age of duct tape and 

extension cords.

Say 'Medicare for All' and Kevin Brady goes full

Curly Stooge and spells 'cat', 'k-i-t-t-y'.

Q:  "I have a big wad of Brad Parscale stuck to

the bottom of my shoe.  Is there any way to get

it off?"

A:  "Have you tried plastique?"

Nashville Among Worst Head Bug Infested Cities in the U.S.

 Imagine Bolton singing, "How Am I Supposed to Live 

Without You?"

If John Bolton is 'A Man of the Left', then Tucker Carlson

 must be completely off the chart.

The Real Reason Trump Sacked Bolton

New Book for Sale in the White House

Gift Shop

Sign of the Times #80

A Public Service Announcement from the North American 

Cartographic Information Society

Al Franken warned us, but we just wouldn't 

listen.

Theory That T. Rex Became Extinct from Duelling Debunked

The only thing more humiliating than being hired by Trump

is being fired by Trump.

God One to Air Force One: "Tag . . . you're it!"

"Looking and Behaving More and More Like

a Cenobite," Say White House Insiders

Look for Higher Mathematics on Aisle 2

 New Palin Family Values Reality Television Show 

in the Works

Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #191

Sharpie's Machine Plays Cat and Mouth

Stormy Trump, the Singing Weatherman

Speaking of his son, Donald, Jr., Trump said that 

he is resigned to his son’s idiocy.  “He’s not the

 sharpest rubber knife in the drawer,” Trump added. 

21-Gun Salute to Trump Gets Off to Arousing Start

Oswald Mosley Redivivus

Hold On to Your Hat

Somewhere on the Road to the Flamingo Dance

Trump Watching a Flamingo Dancer on the Tallahassee Trail

Was it Mike Pompeo wearing a clown mask, or 

was it a clown wearing Mike Pompeo's suit?

Chris Wallace was in hot pursuit of the truth.

The Real Reason the Camp David Pow Wow 

with the Taliban Got Scrubbed

'Will Put Duck Dynasty in the Shade', Critics Say

Does the bull only charge when it's out of cash?

NOAA and the Flood

Trump's Debut as Meteorologist Popular with Fans of 

Mammary Glands

Having already hiked the Appalachian Trail (wink wink nudge

 nudge!), Mark Sanford will now hike the Pacific Crest Trail 

(i. e., run against Trump in the Republican primaries).